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#2493
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⚐ Report//eating brownies in anal chem Shirley: Hey Emily, need some help? (moves to take brownie) MLE: NOOOO Andrea: Hey, want another brownie? Pham: Noo, do not give to him or else he start to run around!
#2506
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⚐ Report//Rose makes a math mistake Rose: Blame my mistake on the lack of goldfish and Asian food brought to me by my students.
#2527
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⚐ Report//regarding remedial nonmagnet classes Dvorsky: ...you know, those classes that I would retire before I had to teach.
#2540
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⚐ Report//Rose gets haircut Jack: But Mr. Rose! Now Mitchell has nothing to make fun of. Rose: Mitchell crossed the line from making fun of me to trying to be cool like me about 3 weeks ago.
#2549
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⚐ Report//On first day of school, Mitchell walks into wall Jack: We have the first casualty of the year.
#2575
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⚐ ReportPham: Emily, you go out, get your nail done? Emily: No way, I do it myself! It's much cheaper! I can buy several bottles of nail polish for the cost of one manicure. Pham: And then you get to sniff it. Emily: Oh yeah, that's the best part. Pham: Oh, it time to call your mom. Emily: She sniffs it with me!
#2617
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⚐ Report//before Arne Duncan's visit, while students are taking a test Pham: (wanders out of the classroom and then returns) Whoa, they have people climb up to clean windows! Did you see that? This is ridic-a-lus! (pause) This *is* ridic-a-lus! (pause) I never see anything like this in my life, it become ridic-a-lus!
#2674
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⚐ Report// about Radina getting a B on "Teacher's" test Teacher: Now you owe me ten cans! Alex E.: [suddenly interested] Wait, does that mean if I give you ten cans, I get an A? Teacher: No. Only if you are cute. Alex E.: . . . Teacher: That automatically disqualifies you.