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Feb. 27, 2010, 11:34 a.m.

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//classroom discussion has turned to the recent snow Student: Do you believe in global warming? Whitacre: What, are you asking whether I support it? Yeah, global warming! Student: Okay, do you believe that global warming is happening? Whitacre: Heck yes I do. In the future, we're going to get even more moisture here in the mid-Atlantic. That means more snow for you guys...and for your kids. More parent-child together time. You can tell them stories! "I remember back when the snow..." And then they can tell you the same things that you tell your parents now. "Shut up and give me some tater tots and a pot pie. Shut up! My friends are coming over, so go to your room and shut up!"

#1560

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Feb. 28, 2010, 1:30 p.m.

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Gross: Let's go back to...or...I don't want to call it 'the standard model of rape'

#1599

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March 5, 2010, 8:41 p.m.

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Amir: So, say I marry a hermaphrodite and we want to have kids... Balla: It's called adoption.

#1635

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March 11, 2010, 7:29 a.m.

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Sanjeev: I saw Mr. Williams yesterday, and he said to me: "You know that sports stat class? You're doing graduate-level work! If I had to write an 11-page paper by Wednesday, I'd be pulling my hair out!" That's what Mr. Williams said. Jacob: Maybe that's why his hair's so short...

#1649

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March 12, 2010, 5:03 p.m.

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//Dzi's phone rings, and Schafer hums along 'til he picks it up Dzi: Hello? No...no... Grace: This happened during origins, too! Dzi: Look, you have the wrong number! (hangs up) Schafer: I can just imagine that. (holds hand to ear like a phone) "Hello? Hang on, I don't have a good enough signal (stands on chair). Yeah...uh-huh...hang on, (motioning to class) guys, can you quiet down? No...look, this is a wrong number, and you already bothered me during Donaldson's class. Yeah...you too." (takes hand down) //Class laughs //Just then, Dzi's phone goes off again...and he doesn't even look at it Gilad (holding up his phone): Hey Dzi, pick up your phone! //Schafer confiscates Gilad's phone... but not Dzi's

#1660

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March 15, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: Your parents may say that they don't pick favorites, but that's wrong. Maybe they love you all the same, but there's always one that they love a little bit more, one favorite child. [...] Think about your siblings. See how they get away with all that crap that you used to get in trouble for? "Oh honey, it's not favoritism! We love you both the same, we were just young and inexperienced when we had you." LIES!!!

#1669

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March 15, 2010, 9:52 p.m.

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Rose: Anytime I have to rescue exponent princesses from high up in towers...

#1692

66

March 19, 2010, 11:54 p.m.

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Dr. Simel: "Well since the door is locked, i'll just go through the window."

#1694

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March 20, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Rose: Today is very important. Today is the most important of Analysis. NEXT DAY Rose: Today is the most important day of Calculus. NEXT DAY Rose: Today, I am going to blow your mind because- Student: It's the most important day of Calculus, we get it.

#1700

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March 21, 2010, 7 p.m.

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Juan Diego (to Ms. Blitz): Since this is earth science, may I ask how on earth I got put into this SRP?