#1709

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March 23, 2010, 1:52 p.m.

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// people are burning aluminum cans in Materials Science Dr. Wan: It's a wonderful smell, Ori! It smells like death and cellular destruction.

#1740

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March 26, 2010, 8:52 a.m.

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//Talking about how much of the robot is available for use Daniel R: I'm Jewish with some Chinese, I have to haggle for it! Shaya: Wait, who makes more? Daniel: I'd say that Jews make more than Chinese. Shaya: But China makes more than the Jews!

#1753

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April 8, 2010, 7:48 a.m.

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Cy: It only takes like 40 hours to grind! * class bursts out laughing *

#1781

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April 15, 2010, 10:08 a.m.

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//Discussing Stat HW Stein: So anyways, the problem is that it doesn't say what they're bragging about. They can't just declare they're better without backing it up or explaining it. Are the students smarter? Are they teaching better? We need some data to prove it! Ostrander: Stein, you're teaching it wrong. It's like the magnet: the .0001% doesn't matter, we just say we're better.

#1810

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April 21, 2010, 1 p.m.

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//During software design, testing a game Carlos: Okay, I think I got it working! Stephen: Alright, let's see it. Peter: Here, let me try! //He tests most functions Stephen: It works now! Yay! //as if on cue, Peter's character falls through the floor

#1828

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April 27, 2010, 7:40 a.m.

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Stein: That would be an interesting project: the hotness of goalies. Ozzie: You could measure that by-- David: How much the ice melts.

#1862

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May 2, 2010, 6:43 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Go to page 116. ...By which I mean 115. ...By which I mean the bottom of 114.

#1864

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May 2, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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//Reading The Awakening, page 48: "Edna, left alone in the little side room, loosened her clothes, removing the greater part of them." Mr. Anderson: Now, remember, this is the 1900s, this is very scandalous. Here we've gone into Edna's bedroom, and she is disrobing. This is sexy stuff.

#1881

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May 5, 2010, 1:37 p.m.

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Ozzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.

#1899

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May 9, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Student: Wait, Mr. Hinkle, you make $120,000 a year? Hinkle: Shhh... Student 2: Hey Mr. Hinkle, can I borrow some money? Hinkle: No.