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Jan. 15, 2010, 5:33 p.m.

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Whitacre: [Aristocrats running a city] would be as bad as me running a hospice! I'd just run around unplugging things!

#1355

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Marut: His wife was having an affair with a 19-year-old. Swaney: That's legal.

#1362

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Jan. 20, 2010, 9:59 a.m.

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Duval: I was thinking of getting Shirley a collar that says, "If lost, call Kamal."

#1402

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Jan. 27, 2010, 8:35 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel is telling a story about her son's car accident... Simel: So, the moral of the story is, when you're old enough to drive, don't let a strange man follow you to a hotel and pay for a room!

#1404

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Schafer: Watch the electrons fight to illuminate your screen! *in a high voice* It's my turn!

#1445

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Feb. 1, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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"Why can't the universe just work better?" - Carlos

#1481

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Feb. 7, 2010, 5:16 p.m.

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//Johnny correctly answers a question Hinkle: I TAUGHT JOHNNY SOMETHING! You all heard that? He learned something! And they said I couldn't...

#1514

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Feb. 19, 2010, 8:04 p.m.

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Blitz: "I don't wanna get too close to a black hole. I don't even wanna throw my dog close to it."

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Feb. 20, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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Hinkle: A cartel is a group of companies that controls the supply of a certain resource. Stefan: Like the Taliban?

#1525

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Feb. 22, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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Porac: Ref! What happened there? He was offsides wasn't he? Ref: No, his shot, it hit the post. (field goal post, and so was out of play) Porac: Yes, yes I understand that, but he was offside. Ref: It hit the post. Porac: That was offside!!! Ref: If you continue to argue, I will have to give you a yellow card. No more arguing. Porac: Ok, your doing a great job sir (kind of sarcastically obviously) Ref: (Pulls out yellow card) I warned you coach Porac: IT WAS A COMPLIMENT?!