#973

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:29 p.m.

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Sina: "Is it true that if you grow old enough you grow a second set of teeth?" Eugene: [annoyed] "They're called dentures"

#1031

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:31 p.m.

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Simel: Hey, can you guys in the back see? Back row: Um...yeah. Simel: Oh good. I wouldn't be able to see...my dog ate my glasses.

#1062

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Dec. 5, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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Lisa: Don't you get power from, like - Ms. Gross: Killing people? Yeah!

#1063

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Dec. 5, 2009, 2:41 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: Alex, you NEVER shut up! Alex: YOU never shut up either! Gross: Yes, Alex, it's my JOB to sit up here and talk all day, duh.

#1087

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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Schafer: One day, you might say, I want to go back to Blair on Friday to say hi. You may have something to ask Mr. Schafer. Alumnus: You may be thinking, I wonder if he's wearing that same green shirt he wore seven years ago. //Mr. Schafer looks down at his green shirt Schafer: Hey, it means I haven't gained any weight! That's a plus.

#1148

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Dec. 13, 2009, 1:13 a.m.

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"But then you'll have the mailman's kids, and you don't want that." - Nevin, on not having sex if you don't want children

#1149

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Dec. 13, 2009, 1:13 a.m.

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"Oh my god. Sesame Street is the best. None of this Barney crap." - Ms. Smrek

#1161

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Dec. 14, 2009, 9:27 p.m.

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Gross: Yeah, [Maureen Dowd] was an office whore. Anyway,... //writes on board: scorned wh Gross: Err, no one saw that //quickly erases "wh" and replaces with "woman"

#1171

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Dec. 15, 2009, 3:35 p.m.

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Mikey: I just realized, you could replace "son of a biscuit" with "son of a bishop." A bishop's not supposed to have sons! Schafer: And biscuits are? [...] See, I can be pretty sure a biscuit won't have a son, but a bishop... eh.

#1177

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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// The announcements burst on in the middle of chemistry Announcer: If you see someone in danger of starting a wildfire [cuts off suddenly] Peter: I don't know what to do!