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Dec. 14, 2009, 9:27 p.m.

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Gross: Yeah, [Maureen Dowd] was an office whore. Anyway,... //writes on board: scorned wh Gross: Err, no one saw that //quickly erases "wh" and replaces with "woman"

#1171

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Dec. 15, 2009, 3:35 p.m.

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Mikey: I just realized, you could replace "son of a biscuit" with "son of a bishop." A bishop's not supposed to have sons! Schafer: And biscuits are? [...] See, I can be pretty sure a biscuit won't have a son, but a bishop... eh.

#1177

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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// The announcements burst on in the middle of chemistry Announcer: If you see someone in danger of starting a wildfire [cuts off suddenly] Peter: I don't know what to do!

#1201

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Dec. 17, 2009, 12:36 a.m.

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//when Mr. Pham exits room 325, Mikey is at the board teaching //a few minutes later, Mr. Pham re-enters the room and Scott Lawrence is at the board teaching //Mr. Pham looks at Scott, confused, and then sees Mikey sitting down Pham (to Mikey): Are you guy brother? I walk in and think, you look different! But it not you. //Mr. Pham walks towards the back of the room, listening to Scott teach Pham: Guy, you both have the same voice, you know that? Mikey: We both have annoying voices!

#1242

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:17 p.m.

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//Students are clustered around the door waiting for the bell to ring... Dr. Simel: Hey guys, why are y'all bunched up over there?! You're gonna get, like, swine flu or somethin'! **mutters** Everyone breathin' on each other...

#1256

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Jan. 4, 2010, 9:47 p.m.

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//Tribal leaders get drunk during bridge-building ceremonies in South America Whitacre: I wanna be the tribal leader...WE NEED MORE BRIDGES!!!

#1297

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Jan. 11, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...in order to hold power, what did they need to do? (students murmur) Right, they needed to convince people that the gods were behind them. So what did they do? They claimed that the gods spoke to them. Today, you hear god talking to you and you're crazy. In 3000 BC, you hear god talking to you and you're the new ruler.

#1314

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Jan. 13, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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Pham: If you just write zero down as the answer to limit problem, I make sure that it becomes your grade.

#1322

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Jan. 14, 2010, 8:30 p.m.

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//On review day, when no one asked any questions in the first 5 minutes of class Student: Wait, we're watching a video about wolves? Whitacre: Yeah, I love this stuff! Student: But what about review? Whitacre: Screw you, you had your chance! This is my time to relax!

#1335

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:49 a.m.

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Hinkle: Uhhh...okay! Did you learn something today? Other than about the drugs?