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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:49 p.m.

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//after watching "My Name is Earl" Whitacre: I want you all to make lists. Ten things you've done. Hand it in, it can be anonymous. Or put somebody else's name on it.

#750

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Oct. 25, 2009, 4:43 p.m.

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"Let me see your tomatoes." - McManus

#756

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Oct. 26, 2009, 8:02 p.m.

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Elizabeth: what rhymes with hypothalamus?

#836

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Nov. 11, 2009, 4:40 p.m.

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Stein: My phone is made of corn. I want to butter it and *brings in front of mouth* rrrrnnnngh!

#854

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Nov. 15, 2009, 6:44 p.m.

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Schafer: I saw that, that was Snoop Dogg! Student: Since when is Snoop Dogg white? Schafer: That guy was white? Student: His name is Jon Lajoie. Schafer: Oh yeah...I've heard of him...Jon Lajoie...doesn't sound educational! Student: umm... Schafer: Do your work!

#861

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Nov. 17, 2009, 9:32 a.m.

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//Stein is looking at Kris's drawings of Captain Zero and Infinitus Stein: Woah, that guy is awesome! I'd leave my wife for him!

#882

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Nov. 18, 2009, 6:34 p.m.

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Mr. Freeman: If I tried to make a salad, I would burn it.

#894

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Nov. 19, 2009, 2:22 p.m.

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Warren: You know what doesn't make sense? Duval: Chickens! They don't make any sense at all.

#900

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:20 p.m.

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//Talking about a problem involving a torus Stein: It's the donut problem! I really hope this has infinite surface area like Gabriel's Horn. Then instead of eating it, I can just lick it forever. Student: Lick it? Stein: You know, lick the glazing, whatever!

#971

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:26 p.m.

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Prange: *slams a textbook on a table* I figured someone needed to wake up... maybe it was me.