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June 21, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Ms. Thurman: McCain's a war hero, and we don't want to touch that part of his service... Steven: I'd like to touch that. Ms. Thurman: You'd like to get your hands on a lot of things, Steven.

#492

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June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: Circles have that property where they're... circular, you know, sorta rounded.

#541

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Sept. 17, 2009, 10:38 a.m.

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//Nilay is experimenting with high zoom levels on a mac. Nilay: Real programmers don't need to see two words at a time.

#558

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Sept. 24, 2009, 4:10 p.m.

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//talking about Monastic Friday Ms. Duval: If you call me mother and I call you brother, that's just weird. Jacob: It's like Oedipus Rex! Ms. Duval: I don't wanna live in that family.

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Oct. 8, 2009, 7:15 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining Hotel Infinity Mr. Rose: So you cannot have 1 more spoon or 1 more fork when catering, okay? Wait, wait, wait-- no, bad example. Okay, you must have THE EXACT SAME NUMBER of forks and knives or you'll get fired. Student: *confused* Wait, what happened to the spoons? Mr. Rose: FORGET THE SPOONS!

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: Don’t lose your book. We charge $35.77, but last I checked, they cost $77.

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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Student 1: Can I go to the bathroom? Whitacre: Well I don't know, can you? I like people who can't go to the bathroom. I like to watch their bladder explode. Student 2: Doesn't it make a mess on your floor?

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:09 a.m.

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//talking about Harry Potter and JK Rowling Whitacre: I've never seen a series that killed off so many people. She's a homicidal maniac!

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:10 a.m.

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//to Jacob, after he put an assignment on BILL Whitacre: You're helping people! Did I not teach you anything? You're ruining survival of the fittest! How is this natural selection if you're dragging people along with you? Compassion. Casualties. Compassion. Casualties.

#650

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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Dr. Smith: Very few people -- I am maybe one of only two or three in the world -- understand what's actually going on in Crime and Punishment.