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May 21, 2009, 11:19 p.m.

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The first on the list of my 10 top life lessons: Don't practice your boomerang technique at the intersection of two major highways. ~Demma

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May 22, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

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[Last minute questions right before a big US History test] Someone: "Are Stalin and Churchill the same person?" [soon afterward] Someone else: "God dammit our class is so freaking remedial!"

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May 24, 2009, 4:46 p.m.

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"I think it's cute how you sophomores are like, growing up and getting haircuts and stuff" - Mr. Rose

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May 24, 2009, 8:36 p.m.

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[for senior citizen day] Mario: "Mr. Donaldson, you should dress as a senior citizen!" Mr. Donaldson: "Honestly, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

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May 27, 2009, 11:22 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: If you're over here, you're in negative land. That's where teenagers hang out.

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May 27, 2009, 6:42 p.m.

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//Wei-Hwa is talking to Mrs. Piper's artificial intelligence class and Ms. Ragan's discrete math class Wei-Hwa: So it's the intelligent people versus the discrete people, is that what this is? Piper: Ms. Ragan tries to be discreet about it.

#411

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June 4, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Whitacre: Is there a number we can call to nominate people for human trafficking?

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June 15, 2009, 4:08 p.m.

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//after Jacob receives the "Most Likely to Abuse a Steinism" superlative Mr. Stein: Jacob, what's a Stein-ism?

#452

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June 21, 2009, 12:25 a.m.

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Mr. Kaluta: Usually we start with the high voltage material, and then of course, move on with the survivors.

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June 21, 2009, 12:25 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: x = -1... We can kill this guy! We can kill this guy too!