#8357

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Oct. 21, 2019, 1:33 p.m.

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//Stein telling a story about Camp Minivan in Applied Stat Stein: My first wife wasn't too happy with this decision... *Silence* Stein: She's my only wife. She gets mad when I call her my first wife. She also gets mad when I call her my ex-girlfriend. *Class explodes in laughter*

#8145

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May 3, 2019, 8:04 a.m.

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Gonzalez: Rain is mist, just heavier.

#38

66

May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Ahhh...... Theresa's making learning noises! ~Mr. Rose, when Theresa said, "Ohh"

#49

66

May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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By changing my facial expression, I can subtly change the wave of answers coming from the class. ~Mr. Rose

#104

66

May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Cotangent looks something like this... right? Oh wait, I haven't drawn anything yet. ~Mr. Rose

#143

66

May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Rose: We'll turn off our, like, geometric intuition, and turn on our algebra, like, skillz.

#287

66

May 21, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Mr Grossman: "Might as well legalize prostitution" Amir: "WHOA!"

#300

66

May 21, 2009, 11:19 p.m.

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The first on the list of my 10 top life lessons: Don't practice your boomerang technique at the intersection of two major highways. ~Demma

#307

66

May 22, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

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[Last minute questions right before a big US History test] Someone: "Are Stalin and Churchill the same person?" [soon afterward] Someone else: "God dammit our class is so freaking remedial!"

#314

66

May 24, 2009, 4:46 p.m.

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"I think it's cute how you sophomores are like, growing up and getting haircuts and stuff" - Mr. Rose