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Jan. 12, 2011, 8:06 p.m.

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Freshman: Wait, how do girls get horny? They don't have an inerect horn to begin with, right?

#2846

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Jan. 25, 2011, 10:57 p.m.

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//AP Microeconomics, Period 7 //Table with Eugene, Aarti, Shilpa, and Hannah F. is frequently breaking into off-topic conversation. Hinkle: Are those girls distracting you Eugene? Do I need to move one of them? Eugene: No, I'm alright... Hinkle: Remember, just say no! [laughter all around] Eugene: I don't get it. Hinkle: Aw, Eugene, do I have to give you this speech? No means no! Eugene: Uhh... I'm not an afternoon person.

#2930

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Feb. 14, 2011, 6:35 p.m.

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Bob: So does the sum of the reciprocals of the primes converge? Jason: Yeah. It converges ... to infinity

#3032

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March 5, 2011, 10:33 a.m.

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Neel: (raving) This is basic multivariable calc! Mythili: That's an oxymoron.

#3061

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March 11, 2011, 11:26 a.m.

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Rose: I'm taking all of my stock out of American companies and putting it all into China.

#3158

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March 28, 2011, 11:06 a.m.

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Finkleman: Hey, my name is Mr. Finkleman but you can call me Mr. J.

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March 29, 2011, 10:01 a.m.

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Teacher: It's an epiphany! You guys know what an epiphany is? Student: It's like eureka? Teacher: Right. But I'm not going to run through the streets naked.

#3176

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March 30, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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Kaluta: So the weather forecast for Wallops isn't looking good. But even if it rains, we still do everything. Except go on the boat ride. Henry: But then we won't be able to ironically sing "I'm on a Boat"

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April 11, 2011, 4:49 p.m.

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//image of an electron microscope with false coloring Schafer: I want you all to note that unfortunately, this is NOT what cells look like. Ruggieri: Wait, what do you mean? Schafer: All those colors!  That's what turned me off to biology - I saw all those colored cells in the textbook, and then when I went and looked at them it was all boring!

#3255

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April 18, 2011, 9:25 p.m.

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//After receiving a triple beam balance from Mrs. Nawabi Nawabi: Make sure Mr. Templin always knows where this balance is or some kids might take it and sell it for drugs