#3261

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April 26, 2011, 4:11 p.m.

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Porac: The Africans, they got discipline down. I asked Donald, "Does your mother slap you" and he's like "No. She punches."

#3407

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May 23, 2011, 6:29 p.m.

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// Kevli has a suit on for his fake SRP presentation Freddy: Oh man. I will take a picture of you and put it on my wall - my real wall, not like facebook or whatever you use - and write "My Role Model" above it. I will pray to it 5 times a day while facing Mecca! Kevli: ...

#3453

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June 8, 2011, 4:04 p.m.

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Moose: Have a great summer. Don't smoke pot, guys. It's not legal yet.

#3499

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Sept. 1, 2011, 8:12 p.m.

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Stein: When I was in grad school, I had this math teacher who was really fat. He was like, three of me! Student: Oh my god. Stein: Whenever we walked into his office for help, he would be lying down on his couch. He would make us go to the whiteboard and tell us what to write. One day, he told us, "You may not think that I do any math, but I do! On my couch! In my head! You kids need to have more couch time..." I didn't learn a lot from that teacher, but the one thing I learned from him was that it's necessary to have "couch time"

#3514

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Sept. 2, 2011, 9:55 p.m.

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Philip: Towers of Hanoi would only need a 3.5 MB lookup table. //5 minutes later Philip: I made a small exponent error, it's actually about 33 million TB

#3528

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Sept. 8, 2011, 5:30 p.m.

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Stein: Why is everyone staring at me? Class: Because you're the teacher...

#3605

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Sept. 26, 2011, 11:29 a.m.

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//Rose is discussing enumeration in Logic Rose: Do you get my reasoning?  I'm trying to, like, be a teacher.

#3615

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Sept. 28, 2011, 10:15 p.m.

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Stein: So I was trying to find a good example of a real life exponential function. Bacteria doesn't work. And money doesn't work, it eventually runs out. So I could only think of one: Love.

#3728

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Oct. 30, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Bob: Why are you bleeding? Jason: I don't know. Thomas: His blood pressure is higher than atmospheric pressure. Mufasa: That's such a bad reason.

#3832

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Dec. 5, 2011, 8:42 a.m.

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Rose: This is why I put you in the front row: so that when you say things that make no sense, we can communicate through hand signals and raised eyebrows.