#2268

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Oct. 4, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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//on the bus playing liars Connie: I have a six. Anybody else have a six? Avikar: No but I have a nine. Mufasa: Was that a subtle pick up line?

#2293

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Oct. 5, 2010, 10:13 p.m.

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Math Teacher: Theorem: the symmedian bisects the antiparallel of the inscriptible quadrilateral. Alex C-G: Holy crap! That blows my mind! C.J.: My mind would be blown if I knew what the HELL was going on...

#2353

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Oct. 13, 2010, 2:42 p.m.

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//A student walks in to Ms. Smrek's psychology class Student: Hey Ms. Smrek. Smrek: ...did you come in here just to say that? Student: Yup. Smrek: ...go back to class. Student: But I have Mr. Whitacre!! Smrek: HA! Too bad, go back to his class. Student (while walking out): You know, we were talking about how you and Mr. Whitacre should get married. You could have angry babies!

#2478

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Nov. 4, 2010, 9:49 p.m.

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Stein: I'm no religious scholar of Judaism or uh any other... language.

#2482

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Nov. 5, 2010, 5:06 p.m.

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Pham's powerpoint: You cannot get out of the game. Student: So what's the point of living? Pham: What the point of living? Because somebody expect you to do it. So you can be slave to other people. Make sense?

#2543

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:40 p.m.

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Rose: I have a rule that all your work has to be nice and organized and you can't just add crap up...This is known as the Loomis Rule.

#2592

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Nov. 21, 2010, 5:27 p.m.

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O'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Gibi: So, any book can be expressed as a linear combination of Shakespeare's plays.

#2630

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Dec. 2, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Schafer: (turns on noise maker to a high frequency) Patrick S: That sounds like a girl's voice. Michael K: That's funny because that sounds like you! Schafer: Michael, go sit at the back table. Your comment is appreciated but still inappropriate.

#2646

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Dec. 7, 2010, 8:58 p.m.

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Stein: I told my wife that I'm going to celebrate Christmas because I want a new iPod.

#2734

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Dec. 31, 2010, 6:42 p.m.

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//After Ajay visits Cambridge... Teacher: The most important thing that happened to him, was not that he met an English girl-- Theresa: Was it that he met an English guy?