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Sept. 9, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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// Arnav is wearing a Yellowstone t-shirt Ostrander: Arnav, did you go to Yellowstone this summer? Arnav: No I got this from Old Navy Ostrander: Oh, that's so much better than Yellowstone

#13510

1212

Nov. 25, 2024, 1:13 p.m.

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“meow meow for real” -nikhil bhatt

#13671

1212

Nov. 14, 2025, 2:43 p.m.

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Mr. Cirincione: 5 times 15 is like 1000 Mr. Cirincione: I was in the Takoma and Blair magnet programs based off of my multiplication skills, for 15 specifically, not 13 that one is too hard

#13714

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Jan. 18, 2026, 12:08 a.m.

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// rose talking about parabolas "you know why you have big ears? its so that you can hear noise from all around you" //silence "like schafer!"

#13743

1212

April 7, 2026, 10:44 a.m.

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//Playing Glenn trivia and the previous two answers were Ecuador Ms. Glenn: What's my dog's name? Arman: Ecuador.

#404

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June 2, 2009, 9:28 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Samuel Maverick died in the Boston Massacre. Ozzie: He's the original Maverick. Mr. Schafer: He and John McCain. Ozzie: John McCain was there. Mr. Schafer: That may very well be.

#795

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Nov. 3, 2009, 10:41 a.m.

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//In the middle of class, when we were talking about optimal paths Pham: So you go for hike in Rocky Mountain, and you think you fine. Then you hit wood, and you see only tree! You look back, more tree! You look around, nothing but tree! And then you realize that you lost in middle of wood!

#1414

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Jan. 28, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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Student A: What's garlic salt, Mr. Pham? Pham: Garlic salt, is garlic salt!? You don't know garlic salt? The stuff you put in pizza? You know garlic salt? Student A: No... Student B: Isn't that garlic powder? Pham: No, garlic powder is garlic powder not garlic salt! Garlic salt is the thing you put in pizza! You guys no go to Italian place!? Oh never mind, you Asian. You don't go to no Italian place, all you eat is rice and noodle!

#1423

1416

Jan. 29, 2010, 5:40 p.m.

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Pham: You guy know how much composition book cost? How much? Student: Like, $1? Pham: No you just saying that. You not buying them so you don't know. Student: But that's what you told us yesterday. Pham: No! No one know? [...] Twenty-five cent! Right befo' school start, they twenty-five cent. You know how much backpack? [...] Three dolla! One week afta' school start, they just three dolla! Student: Where do you buy $3 backpacks? Pham: Wolmart! I buy fifteen of them! (Class laughs) Pham: Why you laugh? I don't get it! My son, he every year. Just give him new backpack. [...] Why it funny?

#1729

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March 25, 2010, 10:09 p.m.

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Ricci: Can I go to the bathroom real quick? Pham: You need to get a cup [class laughs] Pham: Why you guy laugh? I dead serious.