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#2997

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Feb. 25, 2011, 11:54 a.m.

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Student Aide: Hey Geometry kids, when you write stuff about me on Blairbash my name is !@#$ *&^%$#@ not Student Aide.

#3067

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March 11, 2011, 9:58 p.m.

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Donaldson: I predict the test will be mostly As... the rest Bs... and one D. Student: *One* D? Donaldson: Yes, one. Student: Who did you have in mind? Donaldson: Oh, no one. Just one D... -stares pointedly at James Pinkerton-

#3592

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Sept. 21, 2011, 8:29 p.m.

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// Ostrander was subbing 2nd period Phys Chem until Pham arrived. When Pham arrives: Pham: Alright guys. I go over chemical bonding today. Ostrander: Oh don't worry. I already taught them chemical bonding. When a chemical walks by another chemical, he goes, "Hey, that chemical is kind of cute," and they bond. That kind of chemical bonding?

#4160

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June 4, 2012, 10:23 p.m.

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//Grossman is talking about the crack epidemic in the 80s Grossman: Before, people used a lot of powder cocaine, which was really expensive. But in the 80s, they started using crack cocaine which you make by mixing cocaine and baking soda and... I don't remember it's been a while since I made it

#4557

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Aug. 12, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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Hannah He: I'm going to CalTech on a full basketball scholarship.

#4976

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May 25, 2014, 12:25 p.m.

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Robert Rose: Why don't you have a Facebook? Ben Holland: You know how some people value themselves by how many friends they have on Facebook? Robert: Yes... Ben: Well I value myself by how many times people ask me why I don't have a Facebook.

#5369

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Jan. 29, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.

#5390

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Feb. 14, 2015, 8:38 p.m.

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Student: So you have an Avocado's number... Pham: No no no. it Avogadro! Guy guy guy, I suppose have accent, not you!

#6036

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Sept. 22, 2016, 3:09 p.m.

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Lodal: OK We have some free time and I have something tangentially related to class to show you. Lodal: I mean, anything can kinda be related to Earth Science if you try hard enough. *Lodal plays CGP Grey video about plague in the New World* Lodal: They're on Earth, right?

#6300

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March 11, 2017, 9:09 p.m.

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//Talking about social security and baby boomers Cirincione: After World War II people were so happy that they made lots of babies. The storks brought in tons of babies, which was very impressive considering all the gunfire from the planes during that time. Haydn: What happened to stork mortality rates? Cirincione: There were many planes to be used as attrition: they kept flying over Europe and never came back. This caused stork mortality rates to rise by about 28 to 30 percent. Jonah: Are there Nazi storks?