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⚐ Report// Schwartz monologue I am technically qualified to teach Physics, by the way. You can get qualified to teach a subject by just taking a test. So I went to Schafer and asked "what's on the physics [qualifier] test?" He says "you took AP Physics in high school, right? And you majored in physics in college?" "Yeah." "Then just review what you learned in high school. You'll be fine." Now, in high school, I took AP Physics in 11th grade. And in 12th grade, I took another physics course that went into much more advanced stuff based on multivariable calculus. None of the test was what I studied, and none of what I studied was on the test. I study for the test; I'm about to open the test; I'm ready; I know how to apply Stoke's theorem to these things ... and I open the packet, and the first question is "what is entropy?" I don't know this. Entropy is something to do with heat, right?
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⚐ ReportDuval: So that's why I abandoned you guys on Friday. Duval: Would I do it again? Totally.
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⚐ ReportAnderson: Congratulations on your engagement Andy. Anderson: Well you’re a little young to be engaged right now.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: I learned programming in 3 different languages. Jerry: Python, C++, and Spanish!
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⚐ Report//pd9 fot //Kaluta sees a messy table Kaluta: Who did this?? Kaluta: You know if they were non-magnet kids they might learn Kaluta: But because they're magnet kids I just have to scream at them
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⚐ Report//p9 fot Street's resource teacher: And I know you can't replace Mr. Street- Kaluta: *gesturing to himself* Apparently!
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⚐ ReportLily: Can you imagine what Jeremy would say if he was on drugs? Raun: I like to think he is on drugs so I can rationalize the things he says.
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⚐ Report//announcement about fourth gun safety assembly of the day Anderson: Do you guys wanna go again? I can sneak you in.