#11031

1212

Oct. 21, 2022, 4:48 p.m.

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//about to comment on computational efficiency of things Schwartz: I should warn you that not only am I not a computer scientist, I am very much not a computer scientist. Schwartz: I took one computer science class -- for fun, my senior year of college -- where I used LisP and DrScheme. Schwartz: The TAs refused to grade my programs because they were so inefficient and obfuscated that they couldn't figure out how they worked without crying.

#11040

1212

Oct. 26, 2022, 4:08 p.m.

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Kaluta: If you’re the type to stress over these things… well, then suffer.

#11088

1212

Nov. 1, 2022, 1:04 p.m.

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Talking about Halloween Mr Seat: In Japan, they love dressing up, You know, cosplay. But they don't go to people's houses. That's just abnormal behavior.

#11139

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Nov. 12, 2022, 1:16 p.m.

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Albert: Do you think paper straws cost democrats the house?

#11162

1212

Nov. 15, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Linda: Water is free but you need to pay $1. Linda: This is gaslighting. Jerry Song: Beer for the price of two beers, buy one get the other free!

#11206

1212

Nov. 21, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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Stein: How do you not know the difference between breakfast cereal and beef tacos?

#11232

1212

Nov. 30, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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Stein: I was in a plane crash in 1988. Carlos: How did that go? Stein: It didn't go well, it was a plane crash Victor: Did you survive?

#11247

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Dec. 1, 2022, 3:20 p.m.

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Delaney: There would just be this guy with a meat cannon, and he would go *blop blop blop blop blop*

#11255

1212

Dec. 2, 2022, 10:59 a.m.

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//discussing how to afford the production of future starblazer versions klees (to piety): do you have rich grandparents who are going to die soon? *silence* madeline (quietly): i do.

#11279

1212

Dec. 6, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// Unidentified person plays during rest at orchestra concert Johnny: did you guys happen to hear an anomaly?