#11232

1212

Nov. 30, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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Stein: I was in a plane crash in 1988. Carlos: How did that go? Stein: It didn't go well, it was a plane crash Victor: Did you survive?

#11247

1212

Dec. 1, 2022, 3:20 p.m.

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Delaney: There would just be this guy with a meat cannon, and he would go *blop blop blop blop blop*

#11255

1212

Dec. 2, 2022, 10:59 a.m.

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//discussing how to afford the production of future starblazer versions klees (to piety): do you have rich grandparents who are going to die soon? *silence* madeline (quietly): i do.

#11279

1212

Dec. 6, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// Unidentified person plays during rest at orchestra concert Johnny: did you guys happen to hear an anomaly?

#11288

1212

Dec. 8, 2022, 9:52 a.m.

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Ace: Do you think I'm gonna put cards against humanity on my resume?

#11301

1212

Dec. 9, 2022, 1:49 p.m.

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Rose: *snaps his fingers for like 10 seconds* Rose: Alright, we did it. We axiomatized the natural numbers. *class erupts into applause*

#11359

1212

Dec. 22, 2022, 5:21 p.m.

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Kirk: This is Series (Taylor's Version)

#11412

1212

Jan. 11, 2023, 5:04 p.m.

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Bramble: They like to go to Oktoberfest, in Munich, Germany, because they like to drink lots of German orange juice -- I'm keeping this at an accessible level. //later Bramble: They had songs you would sing with your mates as you went out to have a pint -- of orange juice.

#11440

1212

Jan. 18, 2023, 5:48 p.m.

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Rose, holding his polar circle drawing tool: I've been dreaming about this device- Michael: I've been dreaming of a white Christmas. Rose: That was your sentence for today, Michael. Would you another? You're about to use it up.

#11473

1212

Jan. 30, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Schwartz: Due date is the same as the deadline. Schwartz: I can’t do that, so deadline is two minutes after the due date! Schwartz: Problem solved!