#10581

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May 18, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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// complex presentations Schwartz: did you just prove that by saying you're being hand-wavey and therefore we can do it? Santi: oh yeah Schwartz: excellent. Proof by lack of rigor.

#10602

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May 23, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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Kaluta: If you’re going to do something stupid, make sure someone records it. Kaluta: That way it’s worth it. Andy: So it goes viral? Kaluta: It’s more bacterial.

#10639

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May 31, 2022, 5:30 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, may 31 "We live in the world of spherical cows and vacuums." "My fervent hope -- bearing in mind how my hope has turned out before ..." "Nothing about this was clear, but do you have any questions?" "All of physics is just calculus. The only difference is that they look at stuff instead of thinking about it." "Schafer is a little stronger than I am -- sounds about right."

#10640

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May 31, 2022, 5:31 p.m.

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Schwartz: If we get to [textbook unit] 7.7, we get to submerge Mr Schafer in giant bodies of water! Class: Yay! Schwartz: And by "Mr Schafer", I mean imaginary Mr Schafer. Class: Ohhh ...

#10641

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May 31, 2022, 5:39 p.m.

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// Schwartz monologue I am technically qualified to teach Physics, by the way. You can get qualified to teach a subject by just taking a test. So I went to Schafer and asked "what's on the physics [qualifier] test?" He says "you took AP Physics in high school, right? And you majored in physics in college?" "Yeah." "Then just review what you learned in high school. You'll be fine." Now, in high school, I took AP Physics in 11th grade. And in 12th grade, I took another physics course that went into much more advanced stuff based on multivariable calculus. None of the test was what I studied, and none of what I studied was on the test. I study for the test; I'm about to open the test; I'm ready; I know how to apply Stoke's theorem to these things ... and I open the packet, and the first question is "what is entropy?" I don't know this. Entropy is something to do with heat, right?

#10660

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June 7, 2022, 1:08 p.m.

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Duval: So that's why I abandoned you guys on Friday. Duval: Would I do it again? Totally.

#10729

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Aug. 29, 2022, 7:57 a.m.

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Anderson: Congratulations on your engagement Andy. Anderson: Well you’re a little young to be engaged right now.

#10745

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Aug. 31, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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Delaney: We’ve got 12 people who are interested in drugs.

#10874

1212

Sept. 23, 2022, 10:24 a.m.

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Stein: College is a scam.

#10876

1212

Sept. 23, 2022, 12:53 p.m.

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Jerry Song: I learned programming in 3 different languages. Jerry: Python, C++, and Spanish!