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#10259
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⚐ Report//Schwartz retells his AP Environmental Science story (see 8087), then this Schwartz: I finished my AP Physics exam early, and I was sitting next to the brick wall. Schwartz: So I estimated the width of each brick, and, timing with my watch, dropped a pencil repeatedly, to estimate acceleration by gravity. Schwartz: I got it within 10%. //Some of the class erupts in moderate applause //later Schwartz (to Andy): Were you typing that into Blairbash as I was talking?
#10293
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Everyone go fill out Pratyusha's survey! Roberts: She'll give you food! Pratyusha what kind of food? Class: Edibles!
#10294
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⚐ Report// Last day with the chicks Will and Madeline: By getting rid of the chicks, you're reducing the diversity of our school! Duval: The chicks are dragging down our test scores! Andy: Moral of the story: If you drag down test scores, you get eaten.
#10324
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⚐ ReportDuval: You'll learn how to do taxes and make friends in college. What else could you want?
#10332
1212
⚐ ReportArmand: I know that it'll be a waste of taxpayer money, but get this: it's going to be funny.
#10416
1212
⚐ ReportDelaney: If I went to the gym, and I worked out, and I had a baby, I would have a swole baby.