#9953

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Feb. 10, 2022, 10:46 a.m.

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Schwartz: now our balls are 2-dimensional objects instead of 1-dimensional objects

#10016

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Feb. 17, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: You’re never too young to commit arson!

#10036

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Feb. 22, 2022, 9:26 a.m.

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Lydz: Due next week... means do next week.

#10069

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Feb. 24, 2022, 1:06 p.m.

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// Delaney walks in, everybody starts clapping // Clapping dies out Duval: He's still in here, what is wrong with you guys? // Everyone claps again Duval: So what're you guys -- Everyone: *claps* Duval: What are you -- Everyone: *claps again*

#10093

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Feb. 28, 2022, 10:24 a.m.

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milan: just break yourself until you're a new person that can do math

#10135

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March 3, 2022, 10:15 a.m.

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Sahu: We're going to get a little philosophical here. Sahu: I...am an object. // 1 minute later Sahu: I am an Iron Man object. If my actions are jump and fall over, can I bake a cake?

#10140

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March 3, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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// Kaluta has a string of large colored Christmas lights Jeremy: Whoa! It’s big boy Christmas time! Kaluta: Yeah, big boy Christmas! Jeremy: Are you Santa Claus?

#10163

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March 4, 2022, 4:16 p.m.

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//switches to slide with picture of Teletubbies Roberts: Do you all remember their names? Student: No. Why would I want to? Roberts: Tinky Winky. Dipsy. Laa-Laa. Po. Get with the program!

#10234

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March 10, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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Duval: I'm going to use Michael because he's such an easy target - wait no, a good student

#10253

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March 11, 2022, 11:22 p.m.

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// Last day of Modeling the Future, Aditya, Jason, and John are speaking with each other while losing their minds Aditya: So if our team was on a desert island, who would survive? Jason: Well, Phillip has a yacht so he probably would just escape on that, and Dhruv will probably figure out how to build a helicopter. John: He might rescue us with it, but I'd make a dn joke and he'd leave us. Aditya: So us three would just be stuck on the desert island. // Cut to 10:30 pm, the paper is due at 3 am, Dhruv and Phillip have left Jason: Wait a minute guys... don't you realize what's happening? The other two have escaped and we're stuck on this stupid desert island finishing our paper!