#10140

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March 3, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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// Kaluta has a string of large colored Christmas lights Jeremy: Whoa! It’s big boy Christmas time! Kaluta: Yeah, big boy Christmas! Jeremy: Are you Santa Claus?

#10163

1212

March 4, 2022, 4:16 p.m.

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//switches to slide with picture of Teletubbies Roberts: Do you all remember their names? Student: No. Why would I want to? Roberts: Tinky Winky. Dipsy. Laa-Laa. Po. Get with the program!

#10234

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March 10, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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Duval: I'm going to use Michael because he's such an easy target - wait no, a good student

#10253

1212

March 11, 2022, 11:22 p.m.

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// Last day of Modeling the Future, Aditya, Jason, and John are speaking with each other while losing their minds Aditya: So if our team was on a desert island, who would survive? Jason: Well, Phillip has a yacht so he probably would just escape on that, and Dhruv will probably figure out how to build a helicopter. John: He might rescue us with it, but I'd make a dn joke and he'd leave us. Aditya: So us three would just be stuck on the desert island. // Cut to 10:30 pm, the paper is due at 3 am, Dhruv and Phillip have left Jason: Wait a minute guys... don't you realize what's happening? The other two have escaped and we're stuck on this stupid desert island finishing our paper!

#10259

1212

March 14, 2022, 4:21 p.m.

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//Schwartz retells his AP Environmental Science story (see 8087), then this Schwartz: I finished my AP Physics exam early, and I was sitting next to the brick wall. Schwartz: So I estimated the width of each brick, and, timing with my watch, dropped a pencil repeatedly, to estimate acceleration by gravity. Schwartz: I got it within 10%. //Some of the class erupts in moderate applause //later Schwartz (to Andy): Were you typing that into Blairbash as I was talking?

#10268

1212

March 15, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

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Subayi: All of you are good students. You are lazy, but you are good students.

#10293

1212

March 17, 2022, 12:15 p.m.

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Roberts: Everyone go fill out Pratyusha's survey! Roberts: She'll give you food! Pratyusha what kind of food? Class: Edibles!

#10294

1212

March 17, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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// Last day with the chicks Will and Madeline: By getting rid of the chicks, you're reducing the diversity of our school! Duval: The chicks are dragging down our test scores! Andy: Moral of the story: If you drag down test scores, you get eaten.

#10324

1212

March 22, 2022, 1:30 p.m.

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Duval: You'll learn how to do taxes and make friends in college. What else could you want?

#10327

1212

March 22, 2022, 2:55 p.m.

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// Wellness activities Rao: It will decrease your anxiety. I command it!