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#9636

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Dec. 16, 2021, 1:13 p.m.

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*submits "Daniel Zhu Memorial High School" as new name for MBHS* Jimenez: I don't know who that is. I should Google them. *submits "Daniel Zhu" as role model* Jimenez: I should really Google who Daniel Zhu is.

#9745

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Jan. 13, 2022, 9:14 a.m.

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// Watching video during NSL class Student: I want to wake up and watch baby sea turtles die.

#9773

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Jan. 18, 2022, 8:36 a.m.

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Alden: Oh no, my handwarmer! Alden: *removes a hard-boiled egg from his pocket* Alden: You see, I've been carrying this hard-boiled egg for the whole morning. It's still warm! Alden: ...but now it's cracked, and there are pieces of shell in my pocket. Hanak: What the hell?! Alden: Can I go outside and eat my egg, now? Hanak: *silence* Hanak: Yeah...

#9779

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Jan. 19, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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mr kyei talking ab his bitmoji "this mans been wearing the same clothes for like... 2 weeks"

#9792

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Jan. 21, 2022, 12:59 p.m.

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// Talking about Conrad's scarf Duval: So he gave it to me and said it was a "gift" Duval: But all I'm gonna do is burn it.

#9854

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Jan. 28, 2022, 11:24 a.m.

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Jerry Jing: I don’t get why teachers think explaining things to us will help us understand.

#9896

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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//talking about the crochet box jellyfish sitting on the projector duval: it’s not hanging from the ceiling jacen. does it look like it’s hanging from the ceiling? duval: you see this thing called the bubble of ignorance? i like living in it. duval: plausible deniability is a lovely thing.

#9904

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Feb. 3, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Duval: What would happen if instead of lactic acid, humans produced ethanol after working out?

#9912

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Feb. 4, 2022, 11:13 a.m.

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// Edward is eating an entire jar of peanut butter for lunch Edward: I looked up all the side effects of eating too much peanut butter Edward: ...but I forgot them all, so I'm probably fine

#9951

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Feb. 9, 2022, 5:28 p.m.

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//Nacho presents maths technique Nacho: The more tools you have in your back pocket, the more shards you can make when you throw your hammers at bricks.