#3590

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Sept. 21, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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//When Eric Neyman failed to say follow in time Stein: He did not follow the class rules. Class: Follow. Stein: You are mocking my rules! Student: Rules.

#3663

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Oct. 12, 2011, 4:49 p.m.

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//Trying to get the class settled down Swaney: Asian girl corner, shh... Student: And John. Swaney: Well, John's enough like an Asian girl...

#3827

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Dec. 2, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Lodal: It's OK to be a hypocritical as long as you accept it and don't deny it.

#3846

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Dec. 12, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Sebastian: That's what I was going to say, you just didn't call on me because you don't like me! Rose: True and... true.

#3905

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Jan. 22, 2012, 7:46 p.m.

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//From a very long time ago: A student explains how redheads are often called "gingers" Valerie: Wait, if they call redheads 'gingers', what do they call brunettes? Potatoes?

#3989

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Feb. 22, 2012, 1:47 p.m.

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//Rose's 3rd period is waiting outside the door while Functions takes a test. He opens the door slowly Rose: Can you guys wait like 3 sec...five minutes? They're going through mental waterboarding right now.

#4119

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May 3, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

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Jason: If you went to hell, would you be able to use lots of geothermal? Thomas: No, there's no cold reservoir. Jason: Oh, they thought of everything!

#4276

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Oct. 25, 2012, 12:19 p.m.

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Klein: So what do you think caused the banging? //Class remains silent Klein: Wow, that sounded awkward.

#4319

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Nov. 21, 2012, 1:57 p.m.

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Grossman: Usually I dont judge people for what they do at homecoming but there are a few that I just can't look at in the same way anymore.

#4328

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Nov. 27, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Student: I'm so hungry, I could eat a freshman.