#4335

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:47 p.m.

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//Matt is restoring his laptop. Evan: Wow, look at all that porn. Matt: Nah it's just Rosetta Stone. Bob: I've never heard of her, should I have?

#4347

1212

Dec. 12, 2012, 7:38 a.m.

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Whitacre: Slaves have been here as long as one can remember. Take marriage for example.

#4457

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Feb. 26, 2013, 8:18 p.m.

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Horne: You know how the guy from Family Circus covers his eyes and then pretends that everyone goes away? //Horne covers his eyes, nothing happens Horne: Sh*t.

#4469

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March 5, 2013, 5:29 p.m.

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//Administrator lady comes into Econ Administrator Lady: I need Marcus Benyamin. Don't worry, you're not in big trouble. Nadia: Only medium trouble. Though knowing Marcus, it's probably medium-rare and still a little bloody.

#4525

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April 29, 2013, 9:34 p.m.

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//Announcement to class Schafer: Remember to buy Puzzlepalooza shirts! Sankar: Will they be huge?

#4547

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June 6, 2013, 8:38 p.m.

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Pham: You know, the cadaver, they mostly all dead.

#4575

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Sept. 7, 2013, 7:09 p.m.

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// 9th period AP World Francis: So I heard it was the oldest profession... Whitacre: Mathematician? Francis: No, prostitution. Whitacre: Same difference.

#4642

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Nov. 5, 2013, 6:20 p.m.

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//Mr. Anderson is explaining how different literary schools would interpret a binder falling Anderson: The naturalists think this binder has no self-determination. It's just controlled by forces like gravity and... Various Magnet Students: Weak force, air resistance! Anderson: Inertia... and momentum... and mass... and density.

#4749

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Feb. 10, 2014, 6:38 p.m.

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//Walking into Thermo Kirkendall: *sigh* this just isn't my week. Michelle: Jacob, it's Monday. Kirkendall: ...yeah, I know...

#4811

1212

March 25, 2014, 9:48 p.m.

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Rose's GChat status: current grades in Discrete are hilarious (and hilariously bad) // shockingly high percentage of my Functions class gonna get an A this quarter... // bag of papers to grade is gloriously empty for one brief afternoon // ah, screw it, will write the Discrete test in the morning...