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Jan. 22, 2012, 7:46 p.m.

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//From a very long time ago: A student explains how redheads are often called "gingers" Valerie: Wait, if they call redheads 'gingers', what do they call brunettes? Potatoes?

#3989

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Feb. 22, 2012, 1:47 p.m.

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//Rose's 3rd period is waiting outside the door while Functions takes a test. He opens the door slowly Rose: Can you guys wait like 3 sec...five minutes? They're going through mental waterboarding right now.

#4119

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May 3, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

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Jason: If you went to hell, would you be able to use lots of geothermal? Thomas: No, there's no cold reservoir. Jason: Oh, they thought of everything!

#4276

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Oct. 25, 2012, 12:19 p.m.

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Klein: So what do you think caused the banging? //Class remains silent Klein: Wow, that sounded awkward.

#4319

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Nov. 21, 2012, 1:57 p.m.

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Grossman: Usually I dont judge people for what they do at homecoming but there are a few that I just can't look at in the same way anymore.

#4328

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Nov. 27, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Student: I'm so hungry, I could eat a freshman.

#4335

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:47 p.m.

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//Matt is restoring his laptop. Evan: Wow, look at all that porn. Matt: Nah it's just Rosetta Stone. Bob: I've never heard of her, should I have?

#4347

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Dec. 12, 2012, 7:38 a.m.

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Whitacre: Slaves have been here as long as one can remember. Take marriage for example.

#4457

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Feb. 26, 2013, 8:18 p.m.

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Horne: You know how the guy from Family Circus covers his eyes and then pretends that everyone goes away? //Horne covers his eyes, nothing happens Horne: Sh*t.

#4469

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March 5, 2013, 5:29 p.m.

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//Administrator lady comes into Econ Administrator Lady: I need Marcus Benyamin. Don't worry, you're not in big trouble. Nadia: Only medium trouble. Though knowing Marcus, it's probably medium-rare and still a little bloody.