#3119

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March 21, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Neel: They recycled the meat for the buffet. Milo: That's disturbing... Neel: You shouldn't care, you're vegetarian! Milo: Libertarian. Neel: Yeah...

#3150

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March 25, 2011, 8:20 p.m.

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Jason: There was this town, Cummington in Nebraska. And then they found a mineral deposit there. So it's called Cummingtonite!

#3164

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March 29, 2011, 9:12 a.m.

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Bosse: The survey asks 'Who thinks their teachers have been supportive and willing to help you succeed academically?' Cy: Pham Bosse: Leave Pham out.

#3213

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April 11, 2011, 4:20 p.m.

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Thomas: Bob, we're not taking the optimum path. Bob: Well, now that we've started walking, it's become the optimum path. Myles: I hate it when that happens!

#3225

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April 12, 2011, 10:40 p.m.

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Grossman: Now, which group of people is against pesticides in crops? Neel: The crazy organic people Grossman: Hey, watch your mouth!

#3240

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April 14, 2011, 8:26 p.m.

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Thomas: This isn't bad writing, it's SATIRE on bad writing

#3327

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May 8, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, trying to describe a student in block D Pham: What his name, I forget. He look like typical Asian face.

#3366

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May 14, 2011, 10:02 a.m.

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Emily: I always wear shorts. Thomas: You're wearing sweatpants right now. Emily: No.... //takes off pants

#3375

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May 17, 2011, 5:25 p.m.

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Stein (to student): I had a lot of fun with your mom. She was great help! Class: ooohhh

#3377

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May 17, 2011, 11:23 p.m.

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Jeremy: Oh how I wish I could sign people's organs. (silence, confused looks ensue) Jeremy: No, no! That's not what I meant!