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March 4, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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Thurman: So, have any of you guys seen Dick? [Student], you've seen Dick right? Student: Oh yeah! I liked it! Thurman: Have any of you girls seen Dick? Class: [awkwardness/laughter] Thurman: It's really funny! Dick is great.

#3046

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March 7, 2011, 9:56 p.m.

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//During review activity for Russia: (Question: Name Russia's top two exports.) Swaney: Vodka and orphans?

#3082

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March 14, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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//going over hw in Analysis 1A Rose: Did you do your homework? What did you get for this one? I got 4/5. Student: I got 8/5... Rose: Who's right; me or you? Student: Umm... Rose: Eva, what'd you get? Eva: ...4/5. Rose: Eva has pies. She's right.

#3111

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March 19, 2011, 12:44 p.m.

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Ben: How could you not know what WD-40 is? Raphael: What's WD-40? Ben: It's lube ... not for recreational purposes

#3119

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March 21, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Neel: They recycled the meat for the buffet. Milo: That's disturbing... Neel: You shouldn't care, you're vegetarian! Milo: Libertarian. Neel: Yeah...

#3150

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March 25, 2011, 8:20 p.m.

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Jason: There was this town, Cummington in Nebraska. And then they found a mineral deposit there. So it's called Cummingtonite!

#3164

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March 29, 2011, 9:12 a.m.

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Bosse: The survey asks 'Who thinks their teachers have been supportive and willing to help you succeed academically?' Cy: Pham Bosse: Leave Pham out.

#3213

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April 11, 2011, 4:20 p.m.

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Thomas: Bob, we're not taking the optimum path. Bob: Well, now that we've started walking, it's become the optimum path. Myles: I hate it when that happens!

#3225

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April 12, 2011, 10:40 p.m.

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Grossman: Now, which group of people is against pesticides in crops? Neel: The crazy organic people Grossman: Hey, watch your mouth!

#3240

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April 14, 2011, 8:26 p.m.

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Thomas: This isn't bad writing, it's SATIRE on bad writing