#2831

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:17 a.m.

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Student 1 (browsing through chemistry notes): Where are the joules... Student 2: I sold them. Sorry

#2843

1212

Jan. 25, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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Rose: (Tells student to go to Wikipedia on his computer and turn on the Promethean bored) Student: (Without Rose seeing searches "mr rose") (the first hit on the list says "The Odd Man")

#2845

1212

Jan. 25, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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//AP Microeconomics in Room 317 Hinkle (loud): You guys heard of Larry Flynt? Valeria: Yeah, I think I've heard of him... Hinkle (even louder): Larry Flynt's the hustler magazine; he's the porn guy! [Turns around and notices Mr. Stein waiting outside.]

#2863

1212

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:05 p.m.

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Pham: When you breathe in simple oxygen, what happens? You die! When you breathe in ozone, what happens? Class: You die! Pham: NO! Well, eventually.

#2932

1212

Feb. 14, 2011, 8:37 p.m.

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//InToneNation shows up with a singing valentine David: Should I let them in? Whitacre: NO!  Let them stay out there! //they start singing, Whitacre turns up video's volume Whitacre (now opening door a little): Go away!  You're not wanted here!

#2967

1212

Feb. 22, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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Khoa: By the way, whatdoesmyfriendlooklikenaked.com is available! I just checked.

#3028

1212

March 4, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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Thurman: So, have any of you guys seen Dick? [Student], you've seen Dick right? Student: Oh yeah! I liked it! Thurman: Have any of you girls seen Dick? Class: [awkwardness/laughter] Thurman: It's really funny! Dick is great.

#3046

1212

March 7, 2011, 9:56 p.m.

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//During review activity for Russia: (Question: Name Russia's top two exports.) Swaney: Vodka and orphans?

#3082

1212

March 14, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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//going over hw in Analysis 1A Rose: Did you do your homework? What did you get for this one? I got 4/5. Student: I got 8/5... Rose: Who's right; me or you? Student: Umm... Rose: Eva, what'd you get? Eva: ...4/5. Rose: Eva has pies. She's right.

#3111

1212

March 19, 2011, 12:44 p.m.

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Ben: How could you not know what WD-40 is? Raphael: What's WD-40? Ben: It's lube ... not for recreational purposes