#2741

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Jan. 3, 2011, 6:52 p.m.

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//Discussing The Metamorphosis in AP Lit Lisa: So they're throwing apples at a bug and suddenly decide to have sex‽ O'Connor: Multitasking!

#2778

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Jan. 12, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

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Pham: So what answer you get? Theresa: D Pham: You sure? Theresa: Umm... I thought so. Pham: You sure it D? Or is that your grade?

#2794

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Jan. 18, 2011, 9:55 a.m.

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//At Science Bowl 2011 regional. RM kids sit down to watch Blair A vs. Blair C Pham: You got nothing better to do on holiday weekend? RM Girl: No, we got out. Pham: This the weekend! Why you have nothing better to do? Man, you guys are whole bunch of nerds.

#2824

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Jan. 19, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

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//While going over homework in Magnet Geo Rose: *Something about triangles* So can I get some vigourous head nods, everyone? Jacob: WHOA! This is a mutant carrot! Class: ..... T.C. (looking intently at Jacob's lunch): That carrot is mutated. Rose: OK, so now that we've had our weirdo moment for this class...

#2831

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Jan. 24, 2011, 10:17 a.m.

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Student 1 (browsing through chemistry notes): Where are the joules... Student 2: I sold them. Sorry

#2843

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Jan. 25, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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Rose: (Tells student to go to Wikipedia on his computer and turn on the Promethean bored) Student: (Without Rose seeing searches "mr rose") (the first hit on the list says "The Odd Man")

#2845

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Jan. 25, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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//AP Microeconomics in Room 317 Hinkle (loud): You guys heard of Larry Flynt? Valeria: Yeah, I think I've heard of him... Hinkle (even louder): Larry Flynt's the hustler magazine; he's the porn guy! [Turns around and notices Mr. Stein waiting outside.]

#2863

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Feb. 2, 2011, 6:05 p.m.

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Pham: When you breathe in simple oxygen, what happens? You die! When you breathe in ozone, what happens? Class: You die! Pham: NO! Well, eventually.

#2932

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Feb. 14, 2011, 8:37 p.m.

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//InToneNation shows up with a singing valentine David: Should I let them in? Whitacre: NO!  Let them stay out there! //they start singing, Whitacre turns up video's volume Whitacre (now opening door a little): Go away!  You're not wanted here!

#2967

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Feb. 22, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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Khoa: By the way, whatdoesmyfriendlooklikenaked.com is available! I just checked.