#2556

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Nov. 16, 2010, 9:36 p.m.

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//Two girls are throwing erasers back and forth at each other across the room when Rose isn't looking //Rose turns around Rose: Okay, I don't know what's wrong with this class, you guys are just so immature, or whatever. *looks at girl throwing eraser* People that are giggling, if you guys just need to go out in the hall and like, make out or something, and come back...I don't know. Just, like, you guys are so giggly... //class becomes even more giggly

#2595

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Nov. 23, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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//going over a test question Pham: This one, even people who braindead should be able to answer without thinking.

#2677

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Dec. 15, 2010, 8:10 a.m.

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// Billings, Patrice, and Viju are talking about how rain in India is formed instantaneously Patrice: Does sweat do the same thing there? Viju: Uhhh... no, the proteins and salt prevent it from condensing back Jason Ma: And that's why it tastes salty when you lick yourself! Everyone else: O_o

#2688

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Dec. 16, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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Rose: Now that I have insulted you, we can begin learning.

#2714

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Dec. 22, 2010, 8:11 a.m.

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Pham: Where were you yesterday? Student: I was sick. Pham: You sickteen, not sick. Student: Sick! S-I-C-K! Pham: Yeah, I know.

#2740

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Jan. 3, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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Teacher (explaining Bunday's grading system): So let's say it's a 20 point assignment.  He'd be like "This student got a 15, but he's smart, so I'll give him an 18.  This student got a 12...well that ain't right, it's a 17 now.  And this student got a 3, and...it's a 3."

#2741

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Jan. 3, 2011, 6:52 p.m.

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//Discussing The Metamorphosis in AP Lit Lisa: So they're throwing apples at a bug and suddenly decide to have sex‽ O'Connor: Multitasking!

#2778

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Jan. 12, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

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Pham: So what answer you get? Theresa: D Pham: You sure? Theresa: Umm... I thought so. Pham: You sure it D? Or is that your grade?

#2794

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Jan. 18, 2011, 9:55 a.m.

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//At Science Bowl 2011 regional. RM kids sit down to watch Blair A vs. Blair C Pham: You got nothing better to do on holiday weekend? RM Girl: No, we got out. Pham: This the weekend! Why you have nothing better to do? Man, you guys are whole bunch of nerds.

#2824

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Jan. 19, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

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//While going over homework in Magnet Geo Rose: *Something about triangles* So can I get some vigourous head nods, everyone? Jacob: WHOA! This is a mutant carrot! Class: ..... T.C. (looking intently at Jacob's lunch): That carrot is mutated. Rose: OK, so now that we've had our weirdo moment for this class...