#2444

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Oct. 29, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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Ostrander: You guys shouldn't be allowed to have lady-friends.  You need to save money. //as if on cue, candy gram people walk in

#2473

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Nov. 4, 2010, 9:25 a.m.

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Pham: I can doing this! Why? I CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING!

#2487

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Nov. 5, 2010, 8:22 p.m.

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//Shirley returns after running away with a blowtorch Pham: Where the blowtorch? You realize it, if you run around the school with a blowtorch, you get suspended! Piper: So, if I wanted to get rid of someone...

#2554

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Nov. 16, 2010, 4:42 p.m.

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//discussing Lagrange Multipliers, etc Teacher: All your lambda are belong to us.

#2556

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Nov. 16, 2010, 9:36 p.m.

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//Two girls are throwing erasers back and forth at each other across the room when Rose isn't looking //Rose turns around Rose: Okay, I don't know what's wrong with this class, you guys are just so immature, or whatever. *looks at girl throwing eraser* People that are giggling, if you guys just need to go out in the hall and like, make out or something, and come back...I don't know. Just, like, you guys are so giggly... //class becomes even more giggly

#2595

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Nov. 23, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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//going over a test question Pham: This one, even people who braindead should be able to answer without thinking.

#2677

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Dec. 15, 2010, 8:10 a.m.

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// Billings, Patrice, and Viju are talking about how rain in India is formed instantaneously Patrice: Does sweat do the same thing there? Viju: Uhhh... no, the proteins and salt prevent it from condensing back Jason Ma: And that's why it tastes salty when you lick yourself! Everyone else: O_o

#2688

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Dec. 16, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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Rose: Now that I have insulted you, we can begin learning.

#2714

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Dec. 22, 2010, 8:11 a.m.

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Pham: Where were you yesterday? Student: I was sick. Pham: You sickteen, not sick. Student: Sick! S-I-C-K! Pham: Yeah, I know.

#2740

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Jan. 3, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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Teacher (explaining Bunday's grading system): So let's say it's a 20 point assignment.  He'd be like "This student got a 15, but he's smart, so I'll give him an 18.  This student got a 12...well that ain't right, it's a 17 now.  And this student got a 3, and...it's a 3."