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Feb. 4, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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//Doing peer review: Anderson: "Go back to the person who wrote that essay and tell them something you really liked about it. And don't give some backhanded compliment like 'I really liked the way you didn't use any punctuation.'" Scott L: "I really liked your typeface!"

#1547

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:13 a.m.

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//After finishing The Great Gatsby Mr. Anderson: Woah. That last line is famous. They make fun of it on South Park.

#1570

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March 2, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: So my chem teacher was completely incomprehensible. It was like "Vuh vuh vuh vuh vuh..." Now imagine a whole year of that! Gilad (imitating Peanuts): Wa wa, wa wa wa wa wa wa... //Later, about to discuss Newton's Law of Cooling Schafer: So anyways, my calculus teacher was HORRIBLE. We didn't learn ANYTHING. All I could understand was dy/dx. And maybe a little differentiation. So anyways, I take the AP, and I see Newton's Law of cooling, and I'm just like "Wha?" Yet somehow, here I am, teaching you about it.

#1572

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March 2, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//Talking about a huge book of Physics and Chemistry constants from '86 Schafer: I'm not gonna spend like $185 on a book when the old one's 95% the same! And I've always got Wikipedia.

#1602

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March 6, 2010, 2:05 p.m.

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// Rose trips on several backpacks Rose: Trying to kill me, huh? Student: How did you know? Rose: It's alright. It's alright.

#1676

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March 17, 2010, 7:10 p.m.

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//during class on Saint Patrick's Day Whitacre: If you're Irish, that's a personal problem. But if you're wearing green and you're not Irish, then you're just an idiot.

#1806

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April 20, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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// During the tree ID section of envirothon Nilay: Okay, so what's the name of this tree? Hmm... Carlos: Betsy. Or maybe it was Tom. // Nilay facepalms // Later Some freshman, shouting to his team: LET'S PUT THIS ONE TO BE A LOLBOBBY PINE! // Carlos and Nilay facepalm

#1949

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May 24, 2010, 3:53 p.m.

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Greg: Could you explain what you mean by the question? Blitz: That's what I want you to explain.

#2019

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Aug. 8, 2010, 5:44 p.m.

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Gibi: You do it in a ball mill. Do you know what a ball mill is? Amanda: What's a ball mill? Lev: It's a mill for balls. Teresa: Like amanda?

#2093

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Sept. 10, 2010, 8:20 p.m.

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Rose: I taught physics in my funtions class today. Schafer: Did you screw it up?