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April 20, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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// During the tree ID section of envirothon Nilay: Okay, so what's the name of this tree? Hmm... Carlos: Betsy. Or maybe it was Tom. // Nilay facepalms // Later Some freshman, shouting to his team: LET'S PUT THIS ONE TO BE A LOLBOBBY PINE! // Carlos and Nilay facepalm

#1949

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May 24, 2010, 3:53 p.m.

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Greg: Could you explain what you mean by the question? Blitz: That's what I want you to explain.

#2019

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Aug. 8, 2010, 5:44 p.m.

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Gibi: You do it in a ball mill. Do you know what a ball mill is? Amanda: What's a ball mill? Lev: It's a mill for balls. Teresa: Like amanda?

#2093

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Sept. 10, 2010, 8:20 p.m.

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Rose: I taught physics in my funtions class today. Schafer: Did you screw it up?

#2230

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Sept. 29, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//a student is leaving the room Pham: Why you taking backpack?  The only reason you leave with the backpack is you go home or you go to Staw-buck.

#2235

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Sept. 30, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Anderson: Facebook! And other electronic means of shoving your heads up your butts!

#2284

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:50 a.m.

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Schafer: This will probably be in an easy question on the test. Student: By easy do you mean easy or hard? Schafer: YES.

#2332

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Oct. 8, 2010, 5:56 p.m.

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Mrs. Smrek: So the amygdala controls aggression and fear. What? Brendan: Would amputating the amygdala- Smrek: NO! What is it with you and amputating?

#2386

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Oct. 20, 2010, 8:52 p.m.

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Fillman: Are you done with your synopsis? Richard: Yeah. He gets cockblocked and that's about it.

#2438

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Oct. 28, 2010, 11:03 p.m.

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Scott: Oh right, if the test is out of 130 points, all I need is a...*looks at calculator*.....134.......