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Dec. 8, 2009, 8:34 p.m.

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Wylie: The issue with Mr. Pham is he doesn't do a good Pham accent.

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Jan. 7, 2010, 7:31 p.m.

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*Rose is doing a proof* *Bell rings* 5 minutes later... Rose: Huh, maybe I shouldn't do that. Maybe I should...maybe I should... Student: Let us go. Rose: ...NO.

#1305

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Jan. 12, 2010, 12:04 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: If you don't know what a cat is, you are pretty much screwed.

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10 a.m.

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Duval: Want to hear me shout? Kaluta: Yes. Duval: HEY! //the whole class shuts up and stares at her Duval (to Kaluta): Pretty good, huh?

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Feb. 4, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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//Doing peer review: Anderson: "Go back to the person who wrote that essay and tell them something you really liked about it. And don't give some backhanded compliment like 'I really liked the way you didn't use any punctuation.'" Scott L: "I really liked your typeface!"

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:13 a.m.

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//After finishing The Great Gatsby Mr. Anderson: Woah. That last line is famous. They make fun of it on South Park.

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March 2, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: So my chem teacher was completely incomprehensible. It was like "Vuh vuh vuh vuh vuh..." Now imagine a whole year of that! Gilad (imitating Peanuts): Wa wa, wa wa wa wa wa wa... //Later, about to discuss Newton's Law of Cooling Schafer: So anyways, my calculus teacher was HORRIBLE. We didn't learn ANYTHING. All I could understand was dy/dx. And maybe a little differentiation. So anyways, I take the AP, and I see Newton's Law of cooling, and I'm just like "Wha?" Yet somehow, here I am, teaching you about it.

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March 2, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//Talking about a huge book of Physics and Chemistry constants from '86 Schafer: I'm not gonna spend like $185 on a book when the old one's 95% the same! And I've always got Wikipedia.

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March 6, 2010, 2:05 p.m.

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// Rose trips on several backpacks Rose: Trying to kill me, huh? Student: How did you know? Rose: It's alright. It's alright.

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March 17, 2010, 7:10 p.m.

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//during class on Saint Patrick's Day Whitacre: If you're Irish, that's a personal problem. But if you're wearing green and you're not Irish, then you're just an idiot.