#9669

2024

Dec. 21, 2021, 8:33 a.m.

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Mr. Kyei: “We was jerking in sixth grade. We was jerking in the bathroom.”

#10006

2024

Feb. 16, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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Andy: Mr. Rose, do you know Mr. Kyei? Rose: Indian dude with the glasses?

#10410

2024

April 4, 2022, 2:56 p.m.

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Street (to Yun and Voo): You guys make an adorable couple.

#13599

2024

April 7, 2025, 11:54 a.m.

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//during lunch Eric Yang: Grammatical gender doesn't make any sense! Eric Yang: Like why is "schlong" feminine in German and Yiddish?

#4307

6086

Nov. 15, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

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//Talking about Mean Girls Giles: When I was watching the movie, I actually paused the movie to crank out the limit. Turns out Mean Girls was right. The limit does not exist. Student: So you paused the movie, so you must have the DVD! Giles: Damn right, that movie is great. //Later Giles: Lindsey Lohan is great at math.

#338

1212

May 24, 2009, 8:41 p.m.

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Piper: If you couldn't tell, today's been a bad day. Theresa: Do you want a hug? Piper: Um...no thanks.

#349

1212

May 26, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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Andie: Mr. Whitacre, have you ever been to Disney World? Whitacre: Do they have rides where you can throw children off? Call me when they do.

#548

1212

Sept. 22, 2009, 7:52 a.m.

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//Ms. Piper fills in for Mr. Pham during linalg one morning Ms. Piper: Mr. Ostrander wasn't sure if there was a lesson plan, so he said to teach lines algebraically. In case you didn't know his sense of humor.

#584

1212

Oct. 2, 2009, 11:04 a.m.

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//walks into the 102°F sysop room Duval: Is this the new weight loss plan? Sweat it out?

#740

1212

Oct. 22, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Rose: So how do we do this problem? *blank looks from the students* Rose: *whistles for a second, then makes popping noises with mouth and waves arms* Rose: Okay, here's how.