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May 26, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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Andie: Mr. Whitacre, have you ever been to Disney World? Whitacre: Do they have rides where you can throw children off? Call me when they do.

#548

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Sept. 22, 2009, 7:52 a.m.

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//Ms. Piper fills in for Mr. Pham during linalg one morning Ms. Piper: Mr. Ostrander wasn't sure if there was a lesson plan, so he said to teach lines algebraically. In case you didn't know his sense of humor.

#584

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Oct. 2, 2009, 11:04 a.m.

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//walks into the 102°F sysop room Duval: Is this the new weight loss plan? Sweat it out?

#740

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Oct. 22, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Rose: So how do we do this problem? *blank looks from the students* Rose: *whistles for a second, then makes popping noises with mouth and waves arms* Rose: Okay, here's how.

#748

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Oct. 24, 2009, 8:11 p.m.

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*A picture of a girl comes onto the Promethean board* St1: Es muy bonita :) Cuadrado: *nod* St2: Es caliente! Cuadrado: No, that means she's horny. Class: o__O *laughs* St3: erm...es fresca? Cuadrado: No, that means she's a ****. Class: *nervous laughter* Cuadrado: So if you ever go to an overly warm Spanish-speaking country and say, "Hola, yo soy Paco y soy caliente!", think about what you're really saying.

#816

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Nov. 7, 2009, 3:17 p.m.

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Swaney: Oh my god, you're right! From Lenin to Gorbachev, it was bald-hairy-bald-hairy-bald-hairy-bald!

#849

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Nov. 13, 2009, 10:17 p.m.

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Piper: I know that you're very knowledgable in the field of computer science, but you're doing what is commonly known as shitty work.

#1012

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Dec. 2, 2009, 4:18 p.m.

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//Mr. Vlasits is talking about America during World War I Student: Wait, so were the Alien and Sedation Acts the same as this Sedation Act? Vlasits: Uh, well, first of all, its the Sedition Act, not the Sedation Act. Sedation is putting people to sleep. You know, like we do here in school.

#1059

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Dec. 5, 2009, 11:24 a.m.

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//After someone claims to have studied, but failed Whitacre: See, that's like my uncle! He's like "I done studies good!" "Good, unc!" See why I wanted to stay away from that side of the family? Y'know, rednecks from Ohio... //Somehow, the conversation turns to drinking 2 gallons of Iced Tea Student: I don't drink that much! Whitacre: See, it's like my uncle again! "I don't drink too much!" Then you see him with a jug that's got a handle, full of moonshine, holds it up to his ear and it's like "I'm ready to pour! Git up on the tractor, I give you a ride!" Oh, God, see why I never trusted him?

#1073

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Dec. 7, 2009, 4:26 p.m.

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//In Study Hall, getting the class to shut up: Stein: Everybody! Work. Just do something. Ittai (to Alex C): You can do me next. Schafer (points to Ittai): You! No talking, ever again!