#8130

2024

April 29, 2019, 11:14 a.m.

⚐ Report

//Entomology 5th //Eli holds a stool and walks around Eli: These are my udders. Milk me!

#8332

2024

Oct. 8, 2019, 2:06 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Stat, doing an activity with a data set of reaction times Stein: Now, I want to make a list of of the best people and the worst people Stein: *muttering* Hmph, I sound like Trump

#8383

2024

Nov. 10, 2019, 9:16 a.m.

⚐ Report

//1 AM at Technica, Bracklinn and Svetlana have just realized there's a huge problem with their project Svetlana: Wait. Let's just assume that sin(x) is always equal to 1.

#9669

2024

Dec. 21, 2021, 8:33 a.m.

⚐ Report

Mr. Kyei: “We was jerking in sixth grade. We was jerking in the bathroom.”

#10006

2024

Feb. 16, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

⚐ Report

Andy: Mr. Rose, do you know Mr. Kyei? Rose: Indian dude with the glasses?

#10410

2024

April 4, 2022, 2:56 p.m.

⚐ Report

Street (to Yun and Voo): You guys make an adorable couple.

#13577

2024

March 21, 2025, 7:22 p.m.

⚐ Report

Smolen: “HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL!” later the pit goes quiet for comments Smolen: “Okay guys homosexual let’s go” … Smolen: One and two and homosexual threeeee

#13599

2024

April 7, 2025, 11:54 a.m.

⚐ Report

//during lunch Eric Yang: Grammatical gender doesn't make any sense! Eric Yang: Like why is "schlong" feminine in German and Yiddish?

#4307

6086

Nov. 15, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Talking about Mean Girls Giles: When I was watching the movie, I actually paused the movie to crank out the limit. Turns out Mean Girls was right. The limit does not exist. Student: So you paused the movie, so you must have the DVD! Giles: Damn right, that movie is great. //Later Giles: Lindsey Lohan is great at math.

#338

1212

May 24, 2009, 8:41 p.m.

⚐ Report

Piper: If you couldn't tell, today's been a bad day. Theresa: Do you want a hug? Piper: Um...no thanks.