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Oct. 27, 2011, 9:03 p.m.

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//Unit featuring Captain Zero and Infinitus in Analysis 1B Stein: So I never really understood limits with infinity and zero until I thought of them like superhero battles. //Later Stein: You have x and e^x as x approaches infinity. They are both superheroes. But x is like, one of those wimpy superheroes, like The Thing. But e^x...e^x is like one of those superheroes that you want to take to homecoming and do that freaky dancing that all the parents get mad about.

#3742

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Nov. 4, 2011, 5:36 p.m.

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//Silver Chips. Late Friday.  Paul B. Ellis is copy, editing, and reading from a story. Paul B. Ellis: There is something wrong here.  "Students for Global Responsibility is planning an AIDS promotion day."  Can you really promote AIDS?

#3781

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Nov. 14, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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Clay: That's the nicest way I've ever heard someone describe Curley. I mean, come on. He's a poopyhead jerkface.

#3794

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Nov. 18, 2011, 12:49 p.m.

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//In POE Mitchell: These computers are horrendously slow. Eli: Watching these computers load a page is like watching grass... trying to load a page.

#3838

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Dec. 7, 2011, 5:41 p.m.

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Mufasa: I wanted to join philosophy club, but there were never any meetings. Thomas: We just think about them in the abstract.

#3861

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Dec. 21, 2011, 2:36 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem, Mr. Pham showed us a practice AP Chem Test Tatyanna Gubin: Oh my god! Mr. Pham, why can't you give us these instead of your tests? Pham: No, they too easy. TaGubin: But these are like logical! Pham: No. They need to be illogical. Make you think.

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Jan. 3, 2012, 8:07 p.m.

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//During Pd. 1 English Gibboney Gibboney: Hey guys, so my new year's resolution this year is to get off of coffee, so if I'm a little crazier than usual today, it's because of the coffee. Carson: Oh no, don't try getting off of coffee. Gibboney: Why? Carson: The last time my mom tried getting off of coffee, she punched our kitchen door and it broke.

#3915

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Jan. 25, 2012, 9:04 p.m.

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//During Software Design Fowler: You have to think about what type of person is going to use your project: if it's other high school students... people bored at work... people who want to cheat on their wives...

#3937

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Feb. 7, 2012, 6:44 p.m.

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//While going over a biology quiz Bosse: You had to T-H-I-N-K Alec: What the hell is T-H-I-N-K??

#3939

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Feb. 8, 2012, 7:22 p.m.

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M-E: Hitler was a lot like Abe Lincoln....except Abe Lincoln had...better...morals........ Ms. Thomas: Just stop talking. Like, right now...