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May 28, 2011, 1:43 p.m.

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//Talking about the magnet picnic during comp. sci. Piper: ...and at the picnic there will also be six foot long veggie subs. //Alex Woo perks up Piper: And no Alex, it's not a 6 foot sub per person, it's to be shared. Alex: (sighs)

#3546

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Sept. 13, 2011, 1:40 p.m.

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Devin: Hey, Jeremy, do you like zombie books? Jeremy: No, I'm more of a non-fiction guy. Devin: But it's not fiction! It's future history!

#3656

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Oct. 10, 2011, 2:10 p.m.

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// Pham talks about his powerpoint during Phys Chem Pham: So 3rd period complain they cannot see text, so I make background blue Student 1: Mr. Pham, the text is still hard to see. Student 2: Yea, Mr. Pham, can you change the background? Pham: But I like blue! //Mr. Pham changes the background Student: Now it's white text on white! //Pham changes the background again Student: Now it's black text on black! //10 minutes later Student: It's the same background as before!

#3664

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Oct. 12, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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//Bosse is giving an example of playing the mating game Bosse: Okay, so if Gordon and Jason were going to mate they would both select an allele... //Justin pulls out his allele along with Gordon and Jason Bosse: NO THREESOMES!

#3715

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Oct. 27, 2011, 9:03 p.m.

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//Unit featuring Captain Zero and Infinitus in Analysis 1B Stein: So I never really understood limits with infinity and zero until I thought of them like superhero battles. //Later Stein: You have x and e^x as x approaches infinity. They are both superheroes. But x is like, one of those wimpy superheroes, like The Thing. But e^x...e^x is like one of those superheroes that you want to take to homecoming and do that freaky dancing that all the parents get mad about.

#3742

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Nov. 4, 2011, 5:36 p.m.

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//Silver Chips. Late Friday.  Paul B. Ellis is copy, editing, and reading from a story. Paul B. Ellis: There is something wrong here.  "Students for Global Responsibility is planning an AIDS promotion day."  Can you really promote AIDS?

#3781

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Nov. 14, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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Clay: That's the nicest way I've ever heard someone describe Curley. I mean, come on. He's a poopyhead jerkface.

#3794

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Nov. 18, 2011, 12:49 p.m.

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//In POE Mitchell: These computers are horrendously slow. Eli: Watching these computers load a page is like watching grass... trying to load a page.

#3838

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Dec. 7, 2011, 5:41 p.m.

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Mufasa: I wanted to join philosophy club, but there were never any meetings. Thomas: We just think about them in the abstract.

#3861

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Dec. 21, 2011, 2:36 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem, Mr. Pham showed us a practice AP Chem Test Tatyanna Gubin: Oh my god! Mr. Pham, why can't you give us these instead of your tests? Pham: No, they too easy. TaGubin: But these are like logical! Pham: No. They need to be illogical. Make you think.