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Jan. 3, 2012, 8:07 p.m.

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//During Pd. 1 English Gibboney Gibboney: Hey guys, so my new year's resolution this year is to get off of coffee, so if I'm a little crazier than usual today, it's because of the coffee. Carson: Oh no, don't try getting off of coffee. Gibboney: Why? Carson: The last time my mom tried getting off of coffee, she punched our kitchen door and it broke.

#3915

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Jan. 25, 2012, 9:04 p.m.

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//During Software Design Fowler: You have to think about what type of person is going to use your project: if it's other high school students... people bored at work... people who want to cheat on their wives...

#3937

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Feb. 7, 2012, 6:44 p.m.

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//While going over a biology quiz Bosse: You had to T-H-I-N-K Alec: What the hell is T-H-I-N-K??

#3939

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Feb. 8, 2012, 7:22 p.m.

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M-E: Hitler was a lot like Abe Lincoln....except Abe Lincoln had...better...morals........ Ms. Thomas: Just stop talking. Like, right now...

#4021

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March 6, 2012, 7:51 p.m.

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///Patrick walks up to a freshman table at lunch Patrick: When I grow up and have a kid, I'm going to pack his lunch in a childproof container!

#4140

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May 17, 2012, 3:10 p.m.

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//After the AP exams for sophomores Bosse: How were all your testies? Students: (Snickering all around) Okay...

#4190

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Sept. 10, 2012, 4:36 p.m.

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//In Statistics Stein: You know, I used to have an iguana. //Looks at Michael Stein: But then HE killed it. //Michael nods

#4206

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Sept. 20, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

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//Talking in Math Phys Student: Wait, you don't watch Mythbusters? Schafer: Nah, I don't watch *any* TV except sports. Student: What about your son? Schafer: No, definitely no TV for him. He won't be a child of the Internet either. He'll be a kid of nature and Legos and figuring out stuff. *pause* But wait, no, for educational shows and things, I have a plan. If he watches TV...I'll make sure everything will only be in Spanish. He'll get English from me and my wife, but the TV-- solamente en Español. Then I'm hoping that through natural language diffusion and whatnot... Student: He's going to have some interesting stories once he's a teenager... Schafer: Oh definitely. Friends will be like, "Why are you so *weird*?" and he'll just say, "Well...you see, when I was a kid..."

#4281

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Oct. 26, 2012, 6:14 p.m.

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//Students are programming on their calculators while Clay is explaining the essay assignment Clay: And then you will calculate the conclusion on your calculator, and it will be super helpful.

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Jan. 18, 2013, 11:38 a.m.

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//After finishing the shoe project in Materials Science, students have gone outside to test the durability of their shoes by playing kickball Kaluta: Okay, Jacob Kirkendall, you can be the 5th period team's captain. Michael Katz: Oh my god, we have a Captain Kirk.