#4021

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March 6, 2012, 7:51 p.m.

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///Patrick walks up to a freshman table at lunch Patrick: When I grow up and have a kid, I'm going to pack his lunch in a childproof container!

#4140

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May 17, 2012, 3:10 p.m.

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//After the AP exams for sophomores Bosse: How were all your testies? Students: (Snickering all around) Okay...

#4190

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Sept. 10, 2012, 4:36 p.m.

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//In Statistics Stein: You know, I used to have an iguana. //Looks at Michael Stein: But then HE killed it. //Michael nods

#4206

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Sept. 20, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

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//Talking in Math Phys Student: Wait, you don't watch Mythbusters? Schafer: Nah, I don't watch *any* TV except sports. Student: What about your son? Schafer: No, definitely no TV for him. He won't be a child of the Internet either. He'll be a kid of nature and Legos and figuring out stuff. *pause* But wait, no, for educational shows and things, I have a plan. If he watches TV...I'll make sure everything will only be in Spanish. He'll get English from me and my wife, but the TV-- solamente en Español. Then I'm hoping that through natural language diffusion and whatnot... Student: He's going to have some interesting stories once he's a teenager... Schafer: Oh definitely. Friends will be like, "Why are you so *weird*?" and he'll just say, "Well...you see, when I was a kid..."

#4281

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Oct. 26, 2012, 6:14 p.m.

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//Students are programming on their calculators while Clay is explaining the essay assignment Clay: And then you will calculate the conclusion on your calculator, and it will be super helpful.

#4394

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Jan. 18, 2013, 11:38 a.m.

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//After finishing the shoe project in Materials Science, students have gone outside to test the durability of their shoes by playing kickball Kaluta: Okay, Jacob Kirkendall, you can be the 5th period team's captain. Michael Katz: Oh my god, we have a Captain Kirk.

#4509

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April 14, 2013, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: So...somehow we finished early Ckass: *insert confusion, requests for relaxation, etc* Rose: No, I don't believe in relaxation.

#4654

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Nov. 14, 2013, 1:29 p.m.

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//Pham is taking attendance Pham: Avikar?.. Avikar? Avikar: What? Pham: You absent! Avikar: Yeah, I was absent last class- Pham: No, no you absent this class!

#4796

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March 14, 2014, 5:10 a.m.

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//in Bio, coloring a picture of transcription and translation Pham: Why you guy coloring? You guy should be painting! Duval: Painting what? Pham: Your face! Duval: With what? Pham: (points at student) Lipstick! Duval: She doesn't need lipstick. You're just trying to sell your cosmetics.

#5196

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Sept. 26, 2014, 11:11 p.m.

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//During MathPhys Study Hall //Schafer is asking about MagPi Schafer: What would you call MagPi? A club, a group, an organization...? Sachin: A bird.