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March 3, 2011, 1:52 p.m.

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Gibi: What do you want, Amanda?! Amanda: I want to eat a dog.

#3027

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March 4, 2011, 9:51 a.m.

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Schafer: Hey, Mr. Stein, will you do Puzzlepalooza with me? Stein: Yes. Schafer: [squeals] Sorry Mr. Hammond! Hammond: That's what you did at Wallops too. I didn't even get to play kickball. Schafer: Right, so now we're having fun. Hammond: I'm not having fun!

#3056

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March 9, 2011, 8:11 p.m.

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Teacher: You know why Euler had so many kids? He lived in St. Petersburg... and St. Petersburg is cold. So what do you do when it's cold? You cuddle!

#3057

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March 9, 2011, 9:36 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A is learning to take the derivative of exponentials Rose: Nicole Choi, you're like one of those people who goes into the forest and gathers beetles. Every time you encounter a new beetle, you just pull out your little book of photos and see if it looks kind of like a beetle you've seen before. That's not going to work here. This is a new beetle.

#3184

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April 1, 2011, 2:06 p.m.

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Janvi: I'm going to Ethopia this summer. Angelina: Is that in Europe?

#3285

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April 30, 2011, 6:22 p.m.

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Moose: Vidya, get your hand out of [Jared's] lap! I don't want to see that till you're married! Vidya: Wha... Moose: Jared! Don't let her do that till you've promised to love and cherish each other forever and there's a ring on your finger! Jared: ...thank you sir.

#3316

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May 5, 2011, 7:05 p.m.

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Roberts: Sprout some chest on your hair!

#3347

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May 11, 2011, 7:59 p.m.

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Emily: Rose. What the heck did you do over spring break? Rose: Eh. I moved. Janvi: You MOVED? But I was so close to finding your house!

#3349

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May 11, 2011, 9:38 p.m.

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Stein: I had an anxiety dream about Puzzlepalooza last night. Cy Neita comes up to me and says that it's just stupid that every puzzle this year is in French.

#3378

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May 18, 2011, 9:45 a.m.

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//during puzzlepalooza Kevli: How much money do we have left? Brian C: One Bunday, a Piper, two Walsteins...