#2727

1313

Dec. 24, 2010, 1:38 p.m.

⚐ Report

Hammond: I'm 39. Reckson asked me if I'm 51 yesterday. Except he said it really funny. He said "If I were to take your age and divide it by 10, would the result be greater than 5?"

#2738

1313

Jan. 3, 2011, 2:24 p.m.

⚐ Report

Hinkle: Oh, I have a dentist appointment this afternoon. There's somewhere I don't want to be. //later PA System: There will be a staff meeting at 2:30. All staff please report to the auditorium.

#2745

1313

Jan. 4, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

⚐ Report

Thomas: Why do Leora and Julia have the same earmuffs? Eva: Because, in a ploy to actually make money, they made more than one.

#2791

1313

Jan. 16, 2011, 6:11 p.m.

⚐ Report

//during exam review Stelzner: Define assertation. Student: What? Stelzner: Oops, I mean assertion. Gah, guys, I can't read! Student: Would you pass this exam, Mr. Stelzner? Stelzner: I don't know, but I'm a teacher so it doesn't matter. So, define assertation. (pause) No, I did it again! Your English teacher can't read! Student: It's like we're in DC public schools!

#2969

1313

Feb. 22, 2011, 7:15 p.m.

⚐ Report

*Blaha comes into 10th Grade Bio to talk about Wallops-Q&A* Student: Have there been any students who had to leave Wallops? Blaha: Yes, there have. For inappropriate physical activities and um....inappropriate consumption. *Blaha then looks at Duval* Blaha: I don't really know how else to say "drugs".

#3011

1313

Feb. 28, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

⚐ Report

Pham: So, you stick this in water it become magnet. You guys play with magnet before? No, you guys all magnet anyway!

#3018

1313

March 3, 2011, 1:52 p.m.

⚐ Report

Gibi: What do you want, Amanda?! Amanda: I want to eat a dog.

#3027

1313

March 4, 2011, 9:51 a.m.

⚐ Report

Schafer: Hey, Mr. Stein, will you do Puzzlepalooza with me? Stein: Yes. Schafer: [squeals] Sorry Mr. Hammond! Hammond: That's what you did at Wallops too. I didn't even get to play kickball. Schafer: Right, so now we're having fun. Hammond: I'm not having fun!

#3056

1313

March 9, 2011, 8:11 p.m.

⚐ Report

Teacher: You know why Euler had so many kids? He lived in St. Petersburg... and St. Petersburg is cold. So what do you do when it's cold? You cuddle!

#3057

1313

March 9, 2011, 9:36 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Analysis 1A is learning to take the derivative of exponentials Rose: Nicole Choi, you're like one of those people who goes into the forest and gathers beetles. Every time you encounter a new beetle, you just pull out your little book of photos and see if it looks kind of like a beetle you've seen before. That's not going to work here. This is a new beetle.