#2536

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Nov. 16, 2010, 4:40 a.m.

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//in anal chem Pham: Redox, I teach same lesson as freshman, you guy know that? Andrea: Yeah! It didn't make any sense then but now it's just easy. Pham: Yeah! Andrea: It's 'cause we're so much smarter now. Pham: Really? You guy smarter?! I didn't see anybody smarter in here!

#2544

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:43 p.m.

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Rose: Three questions you should never ask: One, "when's the baby due?" Two, "how old are you?" -- to a woman. Three, "have you graded the tests?"

#2580

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Nov. 19, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Anderson: You put a mouse in a maze, and you watch it. Maybe it gets the cheese, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it gets killed in the mousetrap, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it turns into a homicidal rapist, and maybe it doesn't.

#2699

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Dec. 20, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Anderson: You don't say 'you suck,' you say 'I feel that you are acting in a suck-like way.'

#2727

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Dec. 24, 2010, 1:38 p.m.

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Hammond: I'm 39. Reckson asked me if I'm 51 yesterday. Except he said it really funny. He said "If I were to take your age and divide it by 10, would the result be greater than 5?"

#2738

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Jan. 3, 2011, 2:24 p.m.

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Hinkle: Oh, I have a dentist appointment this afternoon. There's somewhere I don't want to be. //later PA System: There will be a staff meeting at 2:30. All staff please report to the auditorium.

#2745

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Jan. 4, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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Thomas: Why do Leora and Julia have the same earmuffs? Eva: Because, in a ploy to actually make money, they made more than one.

#2791

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Jan. 16, 2011, 6:11 p.m.

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//during exam review Stelzner: Define assertation. Student: What? Stelzner: Oops, I mean assertion. Gah, guys, I can't read! Student: Would you pass this exam, Mr. Stelzner? Stelzner: I don't know, but I'm a teacher so it doesn't matter. So, define assertation. (pause) No, I did it again! Your English teacher can't read! Student: It's like we're in DC public schools!

#2969

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Feb. 22, 2011, 7:15 p.m.

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*Blaha comes into 10th Grade Bio to talk about Wallops-Q&A* Student: Have there been any students who had to leave Wallops? Blaha: Yes, there have. For inappropriate physical activities and um....inappropriate consumption. *Blaha then looks at Duval* Blaha: I don't really know how else to say "drugs".

#3011

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Feb. 28, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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Pham: So, you stick this in water it become magnet. You guys play with magnet before? No, you guys all magnet anyway!