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Oct. 3, 2010, 3:34 p.m.

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Whitacre: So if anyone wants to be immortal, once again, don't break open those thermometers and start drinking. Ten years ago, or something like that, kids were breaking the thermometers in the science labs and they closed the school down because they had to have the HazMat come to school and clean it up. It's not a good thing. But then I remember when I was in grade school, somebody brought mercury in as a science project and put it on a piece of board and rolled it around and it's like, "Let's get closer to smell the fumes, it's nice stuff!" See, and yet nobody cared about this; it's like "kids are our future" and all that kind of crap. Remember those [catchphrases]? When I was a little kid it's like "Drive cautiously, don't strike our kids, they're matchless". You know, and it's like the kids are the future, and it's like, did you ever wonder about when that is over, when you're no longer the future, like what age that is? When you become just another piece of baggage on the planet that we need to figure out what to do with? It's like "oh, you have so much potential" and then you're like "Who are you, why are you here?" I'm still trying to figure out what that age is. I think you're all past it, by the way, you knew you'd have it or "uh oh". Join the ever lengthening line of "I could've been great."

#2304

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Emily: (melodramatically) Nobody wants to be my lab partner! Pham: Emily, I will be your lab partner. I knocking on your head all the time. And then you wish Minas was your partner.

#2313

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Oct. 7, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

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//in Robotics Club Instructor: Okay, today we are going to strip wires. Always be sure to use the right stripper. We have several types of strippers. The ones we have at Blair are mostly Chinese strippers, but we also have the standard type. The Chinese strippers are usually more durable and we use them more often. The standard ones are less preferable, but you may find them better. //class giggles loudly

#2381

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Oct. 20, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: I've got..boobs on the mind. ...Don't put that on your stupid site.

#2396

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Oct. 21, 2010, 7:11 p.m.

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Whitacre: When you're getting stabbed to death it doesn't matter what day it is.

#2508

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Nov. 8, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Ashu: I'm just an innocent girl surrounded by two Russian girls!

#2536

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Nov. 16, 2010, 4:40 a.m.

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//in anal chem Pham: Redox, I teach same lesson as freshman, you guy know that? Andrea: Yeah! It didn't make any sense then but now it's just easy. Pham: Yeah! Andrea: It's 'cause we're so much smarter now. Pham: Really? You guy smarter?! I didn't see anybody smarter in here!

#2544

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:43 p.m.

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Rose: Three questions you should never ask: One, "when's the baby due?" Two, "how old are you?" -- to a woman. Three, "have you graded the tests?"

#2580

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Nov. 19, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Anderson: You put a mouse in a maze, and you watch it. Maybe it gets the cheese, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it gets killed in the mousetrap, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it turns into a homicidal rapist, and maybe it doesn't.

#2699

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Dec. 20, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Anderson: You don't say 'you suck,' you say 'I feel that you are acting in a suck-like way.'