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⚐ ReportContreras: sup, Orlz! Ori: ...? Contreras: It's like shirley, shirlz. Ori, orlz. Ori: I'm okay with that, just dont ask for any. Contreras: wha--OHH.
#1480
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⚐ ReportHinkle: If I make the statement "you guys need to get a room," everybody knows what that means, right? Good. 'Cause last week there were these kids in the hall -- sophomores, I think -- and they were doing stuff and I went over and told them, you need to get a room for that. And they were just like :O
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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever drank moonshine? Hinkle: Uhhh, let me just say this: for a number of years I had a good friend from West Virginia... Student: Oh, that explains it! Hinkle: ...before he passed away from a certain drinking problem. And in our college and youth years from about 20 to 30, we did many things together that were-- Student: Gay? Hinkle: --risky. Like making your own West Virginia still, or eating things that you killed along the road.
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⚐ ReportRose: Sherman, wake up! Sherman: My eyes are open. Rose: Oh. Sherman: My eyes aren't that small...
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⚐ Report//shortly after the National Science Bowl Stein: I heard you met the First Lady. Jacob: Yup. Stein: Mr. Pham said she was impressed by him. Jacob: What? No, what happened is that, after the game, Michelle Obama and Steven Chu were walking down the first row shaking everyone's hands. We were in the fifth row, so we pushed our way up. When they came to us, Mr. Pham said, "I doing this 13 year, never has President or First Lady come." And she smiled and said, "It won't be my last year." Stein: That's not how Mr. Pham told it. He said *he* convinced her to come back next year!
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⚐ Report//Mr. Hammond hands Mr. Donaldson his Puzzle Palooza T-shirt //Mr. Donaldson turns it around to the side with the word search and Puzzle Palooza written in big letters at the top. Donaldson (to the class): Can you find your name in here? Anand: * Points to last 3 letters of Palooza *