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March 8, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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Rose: Nothing grows exponentially. Stein: Except love. Rose: Well, people die.

#1695

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March 20, 2010, 7:22 p.m.

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Rose: Sherman, wake up! Sherman: My eyes are open. Rose: Oh. Sherman: My eyes aren't that small...

#1803

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April 20, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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//walking away from a stream Pham: This not animal! This fish!

#1877

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May 5, 2010, 7:44 a.m.

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//shortly after the National Science Bowl Stein: I heard you met the First Lady. Jacob: Yup. Stein: Mr. Pham said she was impressed by him. Jacob: What? No, what happened is that, after the game, Michelle Obama and Steven Chu were walking down the first row shaking everyone's hands. We were in the fifth row, so we pushed our way up. When they came to us, Mr. Pham said, "I doing this 13 year, never has President or First Lady come." And she smiled and said, "It won't be my last year." Stein: That's not how Mr. Pham told it. He said *he* convinced her to come back next year!

#1930

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May 17, 2010, 10:50 p.m.

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//Mr. Hammond hands Mr. Donaldson his Puzzle Palooza T-shirt //Mr. Donaldson turns it around to the side with the word search and Puzzle Palooza written in big letters at the top. Donaldson (to the class): Can you find your name in here? Anand: * Points to last 3 letters of Palooza *

#1978

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June 3, 2010, 8:08 p.m.

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Pham: 1 is not necessarily equal to 1. You guy know that, right?

#2114

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10:31 p.m.

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//Talking about the torch on the statue of liberty Kaluta: And it was made by a French guy named...? Vikash: Croissant!

#2156

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Sept. 18, 2010, 3:52 p.m.

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Claire: Well I would definitely go with the wheel one, unless I could get some shirtless guys to pump the water for me, and they were kind of hot. Then I'd go with the pump.

#2157

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Sept. 18, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey, you know who the worst person for the union wuhker? Various: Scabs? Non-union workers? Pham: No, no, it Faw. [class looks perplexed] Pham: Faw! Steven: Who? Pham: Faw! F-O-R-D!

#2164

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Sept. 21, 2010, 10:41 a.m.

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Louis: If you guys think that you need to win Intel in order to go to college, you're all on crack. Relax! Shelley (from back of classroom): I like my crack!