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#815
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⚐ Report//talking about the three-point quiz competition Ostrander: Does the losing team have to walk around wearing "I lost" t-shirts? Dvorsky: No, I give the winning team gold coins. See, I believe in positive reinforcement, not negative... Ostrander: *mutters* I hear that works better, but it's not as fun.
#1231
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⚐ Report// Nilay sticks a piece of tape with a smiley face drawn on it onto his ID Nilay: Like my ID? Piper: Young man, do not deface your ID. Nilay: Nah, i'm not defacing it. I'm refacing it.
#1369
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Did I tell you this? Fifteen years ago in Mexico, only 5% of people paid their federal income taxes. What the hell? How'd they even have a federal government? And who were those suckers who were paying the 5%?
#1424
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⚐ Report//Mr. Freeman comes into 8th period Ravilious to talk about Peace Studies electives Freeman: Does anyone know why there is conflict in the Middle East? (Shelley gives a long-winded explanation.) Freeman: Wow. Who is this girl? Brian Clanton: That's Jelly Shin. Shelley tries to hit him. Class laughs. Freeman: Wow. She's smart and violent.
#1449
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⚐ ReportContreras: sup, Orlz! Ori: ...? Contreras: It's like shirley, shirlz. Ori, orlz. Ori: I'm okay with that, just dont ask for any. Contreras: wha--OHH.
#1480
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⚐ ReportHinkle: If I make the statement "you guys need to get a room," everybody knows what that means, right? Good. 'Cause last week there were these kids in the hall -- sophomores, I think -- and they were doing stuff and I went over and told them, you need to get a room for that. And they were just like :O
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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever drank moonshine? Hinkle: Uhhh, let me just say this: for a number of years I had a good friend from West Virginia... Student: Oh, that explains it! Hinkle: ...before he passed away from a certain drinking problem. And in our college and youth years from about 20 to 30, we did many things together that were-- Student: Gay? Hinkle: --risky. Like making your own West Virginia still, or eating things that you killed along the road.