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May 28, 2009, 4:35 p.m.

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//discrete math is mocking the NBC4 story about Anand while Anand studiously works on classwork Eric: He can recite theorems at the drop of a hat. Ms. Ragan: *pretends to drop a hat* Jacob: And he understands them! Anand: *mumbles to self* I misspelled my name.

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Nov. 25, 2009, 12:13 p.m.

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Rose: Ok, we're going to go up by desk, do it really fast and shove it down our throats, and then do some more dumb crap and then some math.

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Nov. 3, 2010, 11:06 a.m.

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Richard: Why is everyone hating on Christine O'Donnell? She's so sexy. Viju: Richard, why are you so into Christine O'Donnell? Richard: She's a woman! Viju: So is Hillary Clinton! Evan: Wait, really?!

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Feb. 27, 2019, 9:32 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th Jonathan: A true "Berkowitz Grenade" would be a single sesame seed. Carl: No, that's a Berkowitz Bullet.

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Oct. 1, 2019, 7:57 a.m.

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Student: Am I tripping or did she say the test is for completion?

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April 28, 2025, 10:47 p.m.

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Sahu: The nanosecond I start peeing, a new pool gets created and I get airdropped, teleported to the new pool so I can commence peeing

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Nov. 18, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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//nathan is playing with a bouncy ball in the classroom// nawabi: do not play balls in the classroom nathan: then can i go to the r and e lab? nawabi: no you may not jack: can i go? nawabi: yes you may nathan (sarcastically): what? that's so racist nawabi: yes it is //nathan walks out of the room// nawabi: be back by 3 oclock

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Caffeine... Is... Great... [pause] But not for children... Only teachers... ~Mr. Rose

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June 5, 2009, 5:44 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: *animal noises* Wylie: Are you imitating a pterodactyl or a kitten? Mr. Schafer: Actually a pterodactyl eating a kitten.

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Oct. 23, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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//talking about a summer job Ms. Duval used to have that involved dissecting human corpses Elizabeth: So what was the point of cutting people up? Duval: For funzies!...No, I'm totally kidding.