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Nov. 24, 2009, 3:19 p.m.

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stein: i like eli's way better its faster eli: *whispers* thats what she said

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March 27, 2019, 10:29 p.m.

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Stav: This really considered my lobster Jonah: This really contemplated my crustacean William: This really assessed my arthropod Kaz: This really pondered my decapod Brian: This really whatted my fuck

#728

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Oct. 20, 2009, 8:01 p.m.

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Swaney: The British visitors came to third period today. Jacob: Did they speak British? Swaney: *laughs* I probably shouldn't say this but... Amy Xiao was presenting on the European Union, and you could see their jaws drop. This was stuff they didn't know, and eleventh graders in America are learning it! [...] And then they stayed for my fifth-period on-level NSL class. The kids walked in the door and said, "Speak British! How do you say hello in Britain?" *laughs again* There's the entire spectrum of American education for you.

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:08 a.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Avatar was, without any exaggeration, the worst movie I've ever seen. Shelley: You haven't seen Twilight, have you?

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Sept. 7, 2010, 3:51 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: I forgot to do my ethics homework, can I copy yours?

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Sept. 13, 2018, 1:01 p.m.

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Eli: Kristi, what ethnicity are you? Kristi: [...] Florida

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Nov. 26, 2018, 5:28 p.m.

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Cirincione: Wyoming... Wyomingans? Wyomingians? Wyomans? Wyominganians? Gabe: Savages

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Dec. 18, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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//Albert is about to perform a duet in band Albert: This piece contains many un-timetable timings, un-glissable glisses, and - dare I say - un-dynamicable dynamics. This is intentional. All the mistakes you hear were carefully practiced to show the chaos and the sadness of the world.

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April 1, 2019, 10:59 a.m.

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Rose: I don’t think I can spell piranhas, so I’ll just put the h at the end to be safe

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Who has finished the trig review packet? [No hands go up] What??? You should have finished it by now. OK, now lie. Who has finished the trig review packet [Hands go up] Good... I'll be giving you another packet tomorrow. ~Mr. Rose