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Nov. 23, 2009, 1:16 p.m.

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//Physical Chemistry was discussing how the Germans got their Ammonia Mr. Pham: So they were shipping bird deposit back to Germany by the shipload. //Everyone starts laughing because Mr. Pham's shipload sounded like s**tload Mr. Pham: Shipload! Not s**tload!

#1657

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March 15, 2010, 2:26 p.m.

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Jack: I have little bits of food here. I don't know what to call them. Craig: Are they crumbs? Eli: Yeah, are they crumbs? Jack: Well, you could call them crumbs, but you'd be wrong.

#2109

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:22 p.m.

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Pham: Is everyone good on this? Class: Yes Pham: Emily, are you good? Emily: Yes Pham: Are you sleeping in my class? Emily: No Pham: Good. Emily: My eyes were open. Pham: So? Spongebob eyes always open. Emily: I'm not a sea sponge. Pham: Okay. Is there any other question?

#2185

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Sept. 23, 2010, 6:42 p.m.

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//Louis Wasserman is visiting SRP classes Louis: So I got to meet the president. And when he walked by, I started humming. That's right guys: I rickrolled George Bush. //Later Student: So what's the point of being a finalist instead of just placing in Intel? Louis: Are you kidding? You get to rickroll the president! What more could you want?

#2229

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Sept. 29, 2010, 4:20 p.m.

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//starting a rant Rose: Do you see those monkeys over there hanging above my desk? Those are to remind us that we evolved from them, and are in some ways just as stupid as them.  We did NOT evolve to do math.  We evolved so that we can get food and chase girls around.

#3334

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May 9, 2011, 8:30 p.m.

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Bourzutschky: Yes, I will murder and rape John's children. I shall enjoy it.

#3596

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Sept. 23, 2011, 1:51 a.m.

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//When the AP World class gets a bit loud with all of the laughter and conversations Ravilious: Honestly ladies and gentlemen, think before you speak, and then don't.

#3930

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Feb. 5, 2012, 11:20 a.m.

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//In analytical chemistry, talking about charges and attraction. Pham: ... you know, like your girlfriend. //Stares at Viju Viju: Wait why are you staring at me? Pham: Oh. That's right. You not have a girlfriend. Viju: That's because algebra prettier than any girlfriend! Pham: What about boyfriend? Becca: It's definitely more useful than a boyfriend.

#4986

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May 29, 2014, 12:41 a.m.

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//In Analysis II, while listing ways to solve a given differential equation Cathy: We can always do guess and check. Schwartz: Yeah! We can all be Mike for today. Mike: Woah. Mike does NOT check.

#5311

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Dec. 11, 2014, 8:32 p.m.

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[Student]: I like how they're finally cracking down on the people who sneak out to Chipotle during lunch, because now the lines are really short when I go.