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#8661
1921
⚐ ReportRose: Your ideal pool party might involve running, glass bottles, knives, and dogs.
#8835
1921
⚐ Report//On a powerpoint about chess Rose: Someone should teach a class on game theory at Blair. Rose: Who should do it? Me, but I don't know anything about the topic.
#9022
1921
⚐ ReportLodal: I never get 100% participation. Lodal: I assume it's because some people *die* during the class -- and then their necromancer parents raise them from the dead after class.
#9083
1921
⚐ ReportPiper: Sometimes when you write something, you think you wrote it correctly but you actually didn't Piper: And of course you understand it, but other people might not Piper: Like if I were to write, "As a child, my dad was an Army officer," I'm trying to say my dad was an Army officer when I was little Piper: But to other people it looks like I'm saying my dad was a general when he was seven
#9505
1921
⚐ Report// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is introducing energy. Schafer: Now, I know that this might be a strange analogy, but we can think of the amount of energy in a system as the amount of pain it can cause. *Takes out bowling ball and approaches Michael*
#9691
1921
⚐ ReportLodal: Guys, let me take attendance here real quick. And then we will do ... absolutely nothing.
#9865
1921
⚐ ReportKyei: wait, there's no school tomorrow? What the heck? Students: it's a professional day Kyei: but the quarter just started! Students: I think it's *really* for Chinese new year Kyei: ...oh yeahhhhh, I DO celebrate Chinese New year!...
#10642
1921
⚐ ReportSchwartz: So here we have a tank of some liquid. Class: Hydrochloric acid! Schwartz: What? Oh, this is a different kind of tank problem. We're trying to drain the tank here. Hadar: But what about the magical Stevens and Isaiahs? Schwartz: Oh. They'll be drained out too.