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#9865
1921
⚐ ReportKyei: wait, there's no school tomorrow? What the heck? Students: it's a professional day Kyei: but the quarter just started! Students: I think it's *really* for Chinese new year Kyei: ...oh yeahhhhh, I DO celebrate Chinese New year!...
#10642
1921
⚐ ReportSchwartz: So here we have a tank of some liquid. Class: Hydrochloric acid! Schwartz: What? Oh, this is a different kind of tank problem. We're trying to drain the tank here. Hadar: But what about the magical Stevens and Isaiahs? Schwartz: Oh. They'll be drained out too.
#13373
1921
⚐ ReportSahu: Maybe I should go be a professional pickleball player, that'd be a good idea.
#2632
2630
⚐ Report// Henok, so proud of his wandless magic, inspires Viju to do the same... Viju: Seducio! *points at Sam Z.* Sam: Retardation! *points back* WAIT! Nothing happened! Viju: X.x
#8208
2630
⚐ Report//pd 4 analysis 1a Lidz: I don't think we have time for you to do all four of those problems- Rose: Sam is trying to bring me back from my delusion. But I don't want to!
#8553
2630
⚐ Report//Per 7 Statistics Stein: You know, the psychology field is very suspect. They interview undergraduate students. You know why? Stein: They offer small amounts of money, which are very attractive to a college student.
#7960
3238
⚐ Report//9th AP NSL Cirincione Cirincione: if you were enumerating the faults of your significant other, you might say: they didn't get you anything for Valentine's day, they never tell you how pretty you are today, they keep calling you by the name of their previous significant other, and they're a terrible person.