#11392

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Jan. 6, 2023, 9:51 a.m.

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Carlos: Mr. Stein, did you get a haircut? Stein: I had them all cut.

#11401

1616

Jan. 8, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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At Quizbowl tournament Henry M: I have given you 26g of sugar each in liquid form, use it!

#11420

1616

Jan. 13, 2023, 1:09 p.m.

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Ricky: Where is I, I can't find I! Andy: Ricky, you have no eyes! Smolen(under her breath): And no ears...

#11424

1616

Jan. 17, 2023, 10:23 a.m.

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Stein: Hey Siri, pick a random number between 1 and 28. Siri: A random number between 0 and 150 is 59.

#11460

1616

Jan. 24, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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//Spinning nickels until it stands its edge in FOT Raun: The probability of this happening is still higher than college acceptance rates

#11554

1616

Feb. 10, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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Karen: Where's Nathan Gehl? Karen: He's my favorite person in this class.

#11556

1616

Feb. 10, 2023, 3:58 p.m.

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Anderson: Ask me who my favourite basketball player is. Student: Who's your favourite basketball player? Anderson: My favourite basketball player is Keith Anderson. Because when I watch Keith Anderson play, I laugh the whole time, because he is terrible.

#11564

1616

Feb. 13, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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Delaney: the doctor said “you’re doing it wrong” and I was like “pretty sure I’m not”

#11577

1616

Feb. 15, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Chikara: Apocalypse Now is known for the scene where he goes “Wow, there’s really an apocalypse now.”

#11578

1616

Feb. 16, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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Schafer: We're going to learn how to use our middle finger today. Schafer: Some of you think you're really good at it.