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⚐ ReportAnderson: Ask me who my favourite basketball player is. Student: Who's your favourite basketball player? Anderson: My favourite basketball player is Keith Anderson. Because when I watch Keith Anderson play, I laugh the whole time, because he is terrible.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: the doctor said “you’re doing it wrong” and I was like “pretty sure I’m not”
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⚐ ReportChikara: Apocalypse Now is known for the scene where he goes “Wow, there’s really an apocalypse now.”
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⚐ ReportSchafer: We're going to learn how to use our middle finger today. Schafer: Some of you think you're really good at it.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Did any of you guys have an easy bake oven when you were young? Schafer: I did. You guys all lived terribly sheltered lives. Schafer: Later in your English class search up what those are. Schafer: Or in any boring class, such as this one.
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⚐ ReportJerry Jing: Sorry, I had something with my first period teacher. O'Donovan: That's...cap. *Class explodes*