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Sept. 21, 2022, 10:35 a.m.

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Stein: What did the band leader name his two daughters? Stein: Anna 1 and Anna 2.

#10860

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Sept. 21, 2022, 12:20 p.m.

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// Caleb walks into pchem O’Donovan: Is that traitor Caleb?

#10869

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Sept. 22, 2022, 11:01 p.m.

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//PD 2 Lang. Students had to read one of two articles and teach it to their partners. Horne (to Reed): I'm sure you're an expert on the Serio article because Raun is a much better teacher than I am, right? *Reed nods* Horne: You're not supposed to be nodding!!

#10887

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Sept. 28, 2022, 10:25 a.m.

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Stein: Who here is interested in a career in orange farming? *Andy tilts his head slightly* Stein: Andy are you interested in becoming an orange farmer? Andy: No. Stein: So Andy here is an orange farmer...

#10901

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Sept. 30, 2022, 9:08 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Andy you should not be able to approve your own quotes. Jerry: That's like the Obama putting a medal on himself meme.

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Oct. 14, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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// Talking about college admissions Ostrander: It's not "you didn't get in because someone else did." Ostrander: You don't get in because they don't like you.

#11094

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Nov. 2, 2022, 7:57 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Let's do an experiment where we assign half the class to read the textbook and the other half doesn't read. Andy: But how do we blind it? Jerry Song: We give one group the normal textbook, and we give another group a very similar textbook that doesn't cover anything on the quiz. Ace: But that's not any different from the textbook we are already reading!

#11179

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Nov. 16, 2022, 10:39 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’ve read every quote on Blairbash. Kaluta: I even remember analog Blairbash.

#11205

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Nov. 21, 2022, 9:18 a.m.

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Stein(out of nowhere): It's like pornography. *Class goes silent* Stein: Do you know that supreme court case? I thought you guys studied it in NSL. Andy and Victor(simultaneously): Not that case... Stein: The Supreme Court basically said that they can't define pornography, but they know it when they see it.

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Dec. 16, 2022, 1:58 p.m.

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Andy: When in doubt, use misnomers to confuse people. Jerry Song: Red delicious apples.