#10988

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Oct. 14, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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// Talking about college admissions Ostrander: It's not "you didn't get in because someone else did." Ostrander: You don't get in because they don't like you.

#11094

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Nov. 2, 2022, 7:57 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Let's do an experiment where we assign half the class to read the textbook and the other half doesn't read. Andy: But how do we blind it? Jerry Song: We give one group the normal textbook, and we give another group a very similar textbook that doesn't cover anything on the quiz. Ace: But that's not any different from the textbook we are already reading!

#11179

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Nov. 16, 2022, 10:39 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’ve read every quote on Blairbash. Kaluta: I even remember analog Blairbash.

#11205

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Nov. 21, 2022, 9:18 a.m.

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Stein(out of nowhere): It's like pornography. *Class goes silent* Stein: Do you know that supreme court case? I thought you guys studied it in NSL. Andy and Victor(simultaneously): Not that case... Stein: The Supreme Court basically said that they can't define pornography, but they know it when they see it.

#11329

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Dec. 16, 2022, 1:58 p.m.

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Andy: When in doubt, use misnomers to confuse people. Jerry Song: Red delicious apples.

#11392

1616

Jan. 6, 2023, 9:51 a.m.

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Carlos: Mr. Stein, did you get a haircut? Stein: I had them all cut.

#11401

1616

Jan. 8, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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At Quizbowl tournament Henry M: I have given you 26g of sugar each in liquid form, use it!

#11424

1616

Jan. 17, 2023, 10:23 a.m.

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Stein: Hey Siri, pick a random number between 1 and 28. Siri: A random number between 0 and 150 is 59.

#11446

1616

Jan. 20, 2023, 9:44 a.m.

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Smolen: I am everywhere! Smolen: I can see you sleeping!

#11460

1616

Jan. 24, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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//Spinning nickels until it stands its edge in FOT Raun: The probability of this happening is still higher than college acceptance rates