#11734

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April 11, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Bosse: We're starting marking period 4. It's all downhill from here ... in a good way. Bosse, later: People get distracted, as the weather gets warmer, and the days get longer, and people fall in love ...

#11744

1616

April 12, 2023, 2:57 p.m.

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// Talking about touring Vietnam Seat: I used my capitalist money to pay a Vietnamese man to shoot an American rifle that was used in Vietnam to kill communists.

#11772

1616

April 19, 2023, 4:53 p.m.

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Rose: "I am drunk with power after evading the fire marshall. I feel like I can do anything."

#11781

1616

April 24, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Rose: it took me like ten years to learn how to teach this properly. but now I’m perfect. Rose: give me a minute I just need to remember what the hell I’m doing

#11790

1616

April 26, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: I one went to Tajikistan for 2 months for… various reasons *later* Mr. Rose: Tajikistan is like the one former soviet country that the US has never messed with because they have no resources so there’s nothing to steal.

#11818

1616

May 8, 2023, 9:44 p.m.

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Seat: I asked my students what caused a huge population boom in Europe... Seat: And they all said "sex"!

#12029

1616

Aug. 31, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Smolen: "This will be a death to the match! ...I mean, a match to the death!" Ricky: "Why not slapboxing?" Smolen: "No, no. That is Week 2 material."

#12278

1616

Oct. 10, 2023, 10:18 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: stop flirting with my cousin!

#12388

1616

Oct. 24, 2023, 11:47 a.m.

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Avika: My grades are more important than people dying.

#12406

1616

Oct. 26, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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Smolen: “So seconds, what’s the punishment if the firsts trod over you guys?” Hannah Y: “We… throw them into a fire!” Smolen: “Yes! Cook the s’mores!“