#3210

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April 10, 2011, 10:09 p.m.

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//at mini golf Thomas (holding up a blue golf ball): How am I supposed to get rid of these blue balls when there's a five stroke limit per hole!

#630

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Oct. 11, 2009, 5:23 p.m.

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Student: Can we do the test some other day? Anderson: Actually... Why not? We'll take the quiz on Friday. Class: Yay! Anderson: I lied. Get out a sheet of paper.

#697

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Oct. 15, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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//talking about the European Union Swaney: Let each country run what they're good at. Germany can run the central bank. Great Britain can run the military -- not France. France can be in charge of food. And Italy. But Italy shouldn't be in charge of anything. The Spanish are in charge of parties, and the work week. And the Scandinavians are in charge of the general bureaucracy! *pauses* Is that politically correct? It's not racist -- they're all white!

#1065

1717

Dec. 6, 2009, 10:45 a.m.

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//In 318, a student is on blairbash Duval: Guys get your work done-oh, that thing! Some of those are hilarious!

#1082

1717

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Mario: My report card says grade 12. Schafer: Your attitude says grade 9. BOOM!

#1164

1717

Dec. 15, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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//talking about an alumnus Pham: I forgot her name. She Asian. Shirley: That narrows it down to about 600.

#1241

1717

Dec. 21, 2009, 4:14 p.m.

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//Mr. Vlasits has only a few minutes to summarize the 1920s for interdisciplinaries... Vlasits: The 1920s was a huge, 10 year long party that not everyone was invited to. The 1930s was the 10 year long hangover.

#1315

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Jan. 13, 2010, 4:57 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: You need to be having algebra skill! ...Right Alex? Briese: Yeah, but you need arithmetic skills (holds up test on which Mr. Pham has incorrectly summed the total number of correct points) Mr Pham: (pauses for 10 seconds) Yahh!

#1452

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Feb. 3, 2010, 12:40 p.m.

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Hinkle: About five years ago, the AP people added this to the exam. I found out because all the kids came back from the test and they were like, MR. HINKLE WHAT THE HELL ARE LOANABLE FUNDS? And I was like, what the hell _are_ loanable funds? Hmm, we got a problem.

#1612

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March 8, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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// Ravilious was talking about how she had a sub last class Ravilious: I take it Mr. Green survived the experience? Alex Br: There was blood everywhere! Burger: He walked out with one less arm than he walked in with. Kevin: He had three to begin with.