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May 22, 2019, 6:06 p.m.

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//Eli trying to convince Kaz that he does useful things Eli: I can draw a Big Chungus in 20 seconds! Isn't that useful? Haydn: That straddles the line between useful and useless things. Eli: *hairflip* See? It S T R A D D L E S the L I N E!

#8566

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March 13, 2020, 12:08 p.m.

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Lidz: discrete math is better than curing cancer.

#8607

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Sept. 4, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

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// before 9th pd ess started, Kirk dropped in to say hi Kirk: I'm holed up in New Jersey right now, so this is my temporary classroom. But wait! *changes background to a picture of his classroom at home* Now I'm at home! Class: *laughter* Kirk: And that's not all! *reaches up to shelf hidden by zoom background and pulls out a Charmander plushie* Now I have two Charmanders! Class: *loses it*

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Dec. 10, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// A group was doing jetpunk during Mr. Kyei's breakfast club and Armand yelled out "Virgin Islands" as a potential answer Isak: Virgin Islands, isn't that where you're from Armand? Diego: Yeah, he lived there until he was 13 when he slept with your mom, at which point he moved here.

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Feb. 17, 2022, 7:58 a.m.

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Kyei: come to breakfast club tomorrow, it's black history month Kyei: I'm a black teacher, so if you don't come, you're racist Kyei: if you're not racist I'll see you tomorrow, if you are racist I'll see you on Monday

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June 15, 2022, 4:49 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: It is NOT morbin' time!!!

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Sept. 19, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//Quizbowl Novice Tournament at JHU. The Blair team sees Albert, a Blair alum Krish: So Albert, do you go to Johns Hopkins? Albert: No, I'm just volunteering. I go to the Krieger School of Arts and Sciences Raun: Oh! Where's that? Albert: Johns Hopkins University!

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April 12, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Schafer: I have two small children at home. Schafer: They are becoming less small. Children tend to do that.

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April 30, 2024, 7:56 p.m.

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Rose, in a Canvas announcement (all in bold): Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies

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April 5, 2019, 11:31 a.m.

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//talking about sat day Rose: we're going to have 40 people in this room Bracklinn: you could take out the desks and hang people from the ceiling Rose: It's moments like these when I realize that you are a weird kid.