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March 13, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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//Schafer is describing what he thinks the award ceremony for best teacher would be like Schafer: So it's like 3 hours or something. What are they gonna do with all that time? They could be like "Best securitry guard" or "Most hardworking building services worker" or something like that. And then imagine 3 hours of that junk! Student: Will you give an acceptance speech? Schafer: Yeah, and I'll just throw in some of your guys names. I might even make up some names. Gilad: Thank Dr. Quantum! Schafer: You know what, I'm gonna thank JK Rowling for inspiring a generation to read! Bae: And thank Stephenie Meyer for inspiring a generation NOT to read!

#1749

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April 7, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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//we had been discussing how early cars had no traffic laws Whitacre: There should be some time during the day when traffic laws don't apply.  It's like, you could just run over pedestrians and stuff.  I'd be out by Colesville at 2:35 with a lawn chair, one of those umbrellas, and a drink, and I'd just watch Blair kids get run over.  I'd even take bets, like "$5 that 15 kids will be hit!"  It's survival of the fittest in action, Darwin would like it, all the stupid kids would die.

#1915

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May 13, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Yesterday, a kid of mine was late and I asked him why he was late and he said "because the bell rang two minutes ago."

#1965

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June 1, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Rose: No one's going to want to marry you if you don't know Calculus. Mythili: You're not married, are you... Rose: My girlfriend and I...we'll get married very soon. Mythili: Keep telling yourself that.

#2102

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Sept. 15, 2010, 4:35 p.m.

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//discussing poetry O'Connor: I feel like there's something deep down underneath that second line. Anyone want to take a guess? Student: The third line?

#2397

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Oct. 21, 2010, 7:32 p.m.

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Theresa: I am so turned on by the idea of Whitacre with a taser I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep.

#2697

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Dec. 17, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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Teacher: So I'm having a little emergency, I'll be right back. *leaves room* //Students start laughing Ittai: Hey, I have a great idea! *pulls bag toward front of room* Okay, so I plug it in here...*pulls out a keyboard and amp* Oh, right, this outlet doesn't work, lemme fix that... //he finishes setting up and plays some notes Student: Keep playing, make it look like [Teacher]'s walking into a concert! Rafael: Sit in [teacher]'s chair! //music continues, teacher returns Teacher: Ah, music! *sits down* Ittai: Welcome back! *turns amp toward teacher, plays more music* Teacher: So do you know any Tchaikovsky?  Any Beatles? *lists more composers, to which Ittai responds with whatever music*  Well, what do you know? //people start to look in through window on the door Ittai (slow piano tune, speaking in a poetic voice with many breaks): So, [Teacher], here we are...We've known eachother for a long time...And we've had our moments...We've had our differences...I wrote this song, just for you...I hope you like it... //this goes on for a few minutes, and everyone applaudes (some standing ovation) when it ends Teacher: So now I have a poem and a song written for me! Ittai: Well, I um, know some more...*plays arbitrary music for the rest of the period*

#2913

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Feb. 10, 2011, 8:41 p.m.

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Rose: I am sorry from the bottom of my.........(continues taking about math)

#2949

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Feb. 18, 2011, 1:51 p.m.

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//The class is discussing the big Pharma lobby Grossman: They make SimiLac. Fake breastmilk. Myles: I hate that stuff!

#3012

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March 1, 2011, 3:46 p.m.

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Minas: What is your moral reason for not liking fluorescent lights? Donaldson: They suck your soul.