#901

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:31 p.m.

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*ms.piper is in the middle of teaching her class and mr. rose walks in* Rose: Hey, will you scissors paper rock me to see which test Daniel C. will take during lunch? Piper: What? You mean rock paper scissors? Rose: Yeah. He's supposed to take my test, but he says he has to take yours today. Piper: Oh that's fine, you can have him. Rose: Oh yeah, do you want lunch? We're getting Vietnamese. Piper: I'll have the non-fried eggrolls. Rose: Cool.

#900

66

Nov. 19, 2009, 8:20 p.m.

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//Talking about a problem involving a torus Stein: It's the donut problem! I really hope this has infinite surface area like Gabriel's Horn. Then instead of eating it, I can just lick it forever. Student: Lick it? Stein: You know, lick the glazing, whatever!

#899

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:16 p.m.

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//During Marine Bio, Blaha has a Super Soaker for a lab we're not actually doing that day //Roger usually lies on the ground by the window Blaha: Isn't this thing awesome? (shoots window) *Hannah walks in late* Blaha: Don't be late! (shoots Hannah) Wow, we're gonna need to mop up the floor over there! Roger: NO! MY SPOT! //Later on *door opens, Blaha shoots a teacher* Blaha: Omigod, I'm sorry!

#898

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:12 p.m.

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Qinlan (about Burger): He was right in front of me and I couldn't see him! Burger: Maybe it's because I'm already dead. Shelley: We should market his body to necrophiliacs.

#897

88

Nov. 19, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

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(During class Mr. Stephens begins to yell at us) Student yells back: "Mr. Stephens why are you talking so loudly??" Mr. Stephens yelling even louder: "I'm not loud!"

#896

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Nov. 19, 2009, 3:03 p.m.

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Pham [referring to calculators]: You s'posed to be expert wit da ting in yo hands. Student: That's what she said!

#894

66

Nov. 19, 2009, 2:22 p.m.

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Warren: You know what doesn't make sense? Duval: Chickens! They don't make any sense at all.

#891

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Nov. 18, 2009, 10:22 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is on the computer Stein: I've been fired. [Deathly silence] Stein: My login won't work. That's how a teacher knows he's been fired; he goes and tries to do attendance and nothing works. [Nervous laughter] Stein: Oh, wait, I have Caps Lock on...

#890

35

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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Student: Can we use a first person view? Like, "Thomas Edison saw the Spanish ambassador swimming off as the ship exploded..." Ms.Thomas: You mean eye-witness accounts? Sure. Though...Thomas Edison wouldn't BE there...he'd probably be off inventing the light bulb or something.

#889

11

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Ms.Thomas: (on the explosion of a U.S. battleship) You can write whatever you want. Make me hate the Spaniards. Just, don't say they threw chickens on board and that there were bombs inside them and that's how the U.S.S. Maine exploded. No chicken bombs! Class: ?! Ms.Thomas: Just don't do it!