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#917

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Nov. 23, 2009, 6:11 p.m.

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Eric Wan: I WANT MY ****ING AIDS ALREADY

#916

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Nov. 23, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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Mr. Templin: Say I'm building a shelf... Class: Shelf.

#915

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Nov. 23, 2009, 5:41 p.m.

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Ravilious: Don't pack up before the bell rings. It's not good for my ego.

#913

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Nov. 23, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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Eric Wan: I'm going to my happy place! Warren: I'm going to bomb your happy place like the Japanese bombed Pearl Russia

#912

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Nov. 23, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Rose: Did you know that, for like, 85% of the people in this country, their favorite letter is the first letter of their name? Billings: Really? Rose: Yes. Erin, what's your favorite letter? Erin: E. Rose: Jack? Jack: J. Rose: Mr. Stein? Stein: Pi.

#911

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Nov. 23, 2009, 1:16 p.m.

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//Physical Chemistry was discussing how the Germans got their Ammonia Mr. Pham: So they were shipping bird deposit back to Germany by the shipload. //Everyone starts laughing because Mr. Pham's shipload sounded like s**tload Mr. Pham: Shipload! Not s**tload!

#907

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Nov. 22, 2009, 1:17 a.m.

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Stein: I hate math

Mr. Stein is doing a difficult problem

stein

#905

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:42 p.m.

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//Eric Van Albert's Gmail status Conjecture: Bigger lazors can improve anything

#903

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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*a student knocks on the door loudly and someone lets him in. he sharpens his pencil like a mad man* Rose: Maaaaan, can you go bother someone else? I'm teaching a class here! Student: But there's no other pencil sharpeners! Rose: No, just get out of here! Student: *runs out of there like crazy*

#902

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:33 p.m.

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//This is from a while back... //Victoria is spacing Pham: What you doing? You think bout some boy! You in my class, I the only boy you think about!