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⚐ ReportEric Wan: I'm going to my happy place! Warren: I'm going to bomb your happy place like the Japanese bombed Pearl Russia
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⚐ ReportRose: Did you know that, for like, 85% of the people in this country, their favorite letter is the first letter of their name? Billings: Really? Rose: Yes. Erin, what's your favorite letter? Erin: E. Rose: Jack? Jack: J. Rose: Mr. Stein? Stein: Pi.
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⚐ Report//Physical Chemistry was discussing how the Germans got their Ammonia Mr. Pham: So they were shipping bird deposit back to Germany by the shipload. //Everyone starts laughing because Mr. Pham's shipload sounded like s**tload Mr. Pham: Shipload! Not s**tload!
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⚐ Report*a student knocks on the door loudly and someone lets him in. he sharpens his pencil like a mad man* Rose: Maaaaan, can you go bother someone else? I'm teaching a class here! Student: But there's no other pencil sharpeners! Rose: No, just get out of here! Student: *runs out of there like crazy*
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⚐ Report//This is from a while back... //Victoria is spacing Pham: What you doing? You think bout some boy! You in my class, I the only boy you think about!