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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:24 p.m.

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Mr.Rose: *writes some calculus or whatnot on board* Functions class: :D?! Mr.Rose: *erases everything quickly* No, this is just a distraction. You're getting too excited.

#887

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:21 p.m.

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Student: Wait, so they use heat to power church organs? o-o (after demonstration with a pipe and a blowtorch) Schafer: No, they use a..I mean, yes! There's a little man inside that goes, "YOU WANT TO SEE?!" *blowtorch*

#886

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:15 p.m.

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Mr.Schafer: (looking through a hollow meter stick) I can seeee youuuuuuuu! This is how you play a meter stick! *makes strange sounds on meter stick as a makeshift tuba*

#885

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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Student: How can you like Harry Potter? The guy's been in school for, like, seventeen years! Ms.Thomas: SEVEN YEARS, FOO'!

#884

22

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:10 p.m.

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Mr.Rose: We just lost 4 minutes of our lives that we will never get back ever again.

#883

11

Nov. 18, 2009, 6:46 p.m.

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Ms. Cullen: You're going to have to start talking to strangers because they have the best candy.

#882

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Nov. 18, 2009, 6:34 p.m.

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Mr. Freeman: If I tried to make a salad, I would burn it.

#881

11

Nov. 18, 2009, 6:04 p.m.

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Whitacre: See, I give reassessments, but I don't believe in them. I think they make you weak!

#880

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Nov. 18, 2009, 6:03 p.m.

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Whitacre: So the retake or make-up or whatever is an essay. Student: What if we're taking it for the first time? Whitacre: IT'S AN ESSAY! Student: What if we do bad and need to take it again? Whitacre: Sure, I'll give you another essay! I'll give you essays until you cry!

#878

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Nov. 18, 2009, 5:56 p.m.

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//Giving Donaldson grades for hw and trivia Samir: 10+10+ Henok: That's a syntax error!