#973

66

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:29 p.m.

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Sina: "Is it true that if you grow old enough you grow a second set of teeth?" Eugene: [annoyed] "They're called dentures"

#972

22

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:27 p.m.

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Prange: "We would, in Eugene's dream world, lift this book over my head and let it do work on my face"

#971

66

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:26 p.m.

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Prange: *slams a textbook on a table* I figured someone needed to wake up... maybe it was me.

#970

-24

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:23 p.m.

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[about abreviating calorie as cal] Eugene: "hahahahaha, it sounds like cows!"

#968

11

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:20 p.m.

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Prange: "Sometimes we take tangents because of me, other times we just look at Eugene and go _what?_"

#966

33

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:16 p.m.

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Student at Churchill (whom Mr. Prange taught): "Perfect acronym! Mom Kissed Dad 'Cause Marriage Meant New Porche"

#964

99

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:04 p.m.

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//Warren has made innuendo out of something Joseph said Joseph: I *knew* you were going to say that right after I said it. Warren: Then why'd you say it? Joseph: I knew after I said it. Warren: Then why'd you say it? Joseph: Perhaps you're not familiar with the concept of "after."

#963

2830

Nov. 24, 2009, 9:57 p.m.

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Jenni: No, you're not supposed to protect Burger! Diana: But Burger needs protection! //awkward pause from entire group Burger: What? I never need protection!

#961

55

Nov. 24, 2009, 8:34 p.m.

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//Math Phys is being noisy Schafer: Stop! Stop! Schafer: ... hammertime!

#960

55

Nov. 24, 2009, 8:20 p.m.

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//In comp gov, during Jacob's presentation Swaney: I went to China and met Diana's sister in a Starbucks. Jacob: I met Diana's sister when I went to her house! Swaney: Just one more thing we have in common.